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19 Feb 2006

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Kalor Too late did the Admiral relise that Archer was NOT pleased to see him and that it WAS a phaser in his pocket.

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Aeon Rick Breman: So Mr. Kennedy how did you like These are the Voyages
Mr. Kennerdy: **Zap**
Silent Bob "You laugh at my new pyjama style uniform? Well who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!"
Mikey Archer: "What's the capital of Oklahoma? Who was the first man on the moon?"
Black: "Archer, you idiot! You can't shoot first and ask questions later!"
Mikey Yet another reason why "phaser tag" never caught on.
Lamont Archer "I see your schwarts wasn't as big as mine!"
Isaac Wright How to clear up chest congestion....IN THE FUTURE!
Kalor We come in piece, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
EMH_MkI When Admiral Black asked for a weapons demonstration, that was not what he had in mind.
Graeme A Carter The "You've got something on your chest" joke, updated for the 23rd century...
McFortner Phasers don't kill people. Power mad Commanders kill people.
Tiberius And I'll do this to anyone else who stands in the way of me winning this week's competition!
Stevonator Dude, where's my chest?
Warp 10 Dick Cheney in the 22nd Century
James Admiral: "I'm in agony!!!"
Archer: "That's it! I'll call it an 'agonizer'."
Big Bear Nothing can treat heartburn that bad.
Xela Apperently noone was listening to Reed when he said, "There are only two settings, stun and kill, it's best not to confuse them"

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