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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. Dog | "Q, his pants down!" "Janeway, her legs crossed!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Enzo Aquarius | Janeway: Computer, end program 'Q Love Slave' |
| Lobster | Q: "Guess what? Jean-Luc has taught me French, if you get what I mean..." |
| McFortner | Janeway: Did you put the sign on my door saying "If the quarters are rocking don't come knocking? |
| T | Kathryn, I understand, You are a Hu-u-man, Your boyfriend Mark's married off, And Kim's *clicks finger* got a nasty cough, I know what the rumours say, 'Bout you and Chakotay, He may have a great tattoo, But his guides belong-in-a zoo, Paris will get married, With the doc you'll get harried, So don't forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet that i'm omnipotent! |
| Swift | Q: "Are you ready for, what you humans have called it in the past, some 'boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom'? Janeway: "You mean sex?" Q: "Yes." |
| McFortner | Janeway: Q, I don't care what you offer, I'm not going to bed with you. Q: I've got coffee. Janeway: Why didn't you say so? |
| Graeme A Carter | Let me serenade you with this ancient earth song..."Bilbo, bilbo, bilbo baggins..." |
| P47 | Even well experienced linguists didn´t know that under certain conditions a "Q" can be found in "JANEWAY". |
| Tsukiyumi | Q: " Look, Kathy, you either do this, or I'll make you all WALK home..." |
| Juan C | Will and Grace 2370. |
| DanielB | "I thought you, a Starfleet captain would understand...*sniff* .... Im just so LONELYYYYY" |
| Graeme A. Carter | Roses are red, violets are blue, you never go back once you've gone Q... |
| Bryan Moore | "Just call me Q-Pid" |
| Wiech | Q: Is this how you normally decorate your room? Janeway: I swear you tell anyone about this and next week's caption comp will be you dead in a ditch. |
| EMH_MkI | Janeway: That better be a phaser, Q. |
| Hisrak | Janeway: Is this really the best way to judge mankind? Q: No, but it makes for a hell of a caption contest. |
| Niall Johnson | No? In the mirror universe, you're known as Captain "Bury me an a Y shaped coffin" Janeway! |
| James | Janeway: "Red robes die first." |
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