Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bryan Moore	Biggus Dickus' Ferengi counterpart, Lobus Giganticus

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Steve WD	double your pleasure, double your fun, i'm going home with my phaser on stun!
Researcher	Sisko got Kassidy, Worf got Jadzia, Bashir got Ezri, Odo got Kira, but none of that compares with what Quark got.
Lobster	Quark: "I myself am shocked that I am actually saying this - but sorry, they´re not for sale!"
Mikey	"Latinum doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does rent some good times..."
Game Guru GG	"Of course that isn't a Phaser in my pocket. They don't allow them on the Promenade."
Johnny5	WB, desperate for new programming, introduces the latest Star Trek spin-off: Quark's Angels.
Swift	Girl on the left: "Quark, you're going to put my bra back on or I'm going to squeeze REALLY hard on what I'm holding in my left hand."
Researcher	Odo: You should get to the infirmary as soon as possible, Quark, you seem to have parasites.
Ben	ahh, Vegas....
Sondak	Quark shows Bashir an entirely different breed of Augments.
JHD4	"We are getting paid...we are getting paid...we are getting paid...
Hisrak	Buy one get one free - not quite the Ferengi way, but Quark wasn't complaining
Zeke Thorne	It never sat well with Armin Shimmerman that he actually got more chicks if he left the Ferengi suit on.
FL	Quark: I asure you, my dabo girls are all fairly clean.
Robert W.	Chick 1: "My oh my...what big ears you have!" Quark:"All the better to hear you with, my dear." Chick 2: "My oh my, what sharp teeth you have!" Quark: "All the more to smile with, my dear." Chick 1: "My oh my, what a big
Geo	"I may be ugly, but see; money CAN buy you anything you want!"
The Steve	Quark: Because I'm worth it
SlideMan	Quark: "I've got rhythm! I've got music! I've got my gals! Who could ask for anything more?"
drow	"YOU can keep the horses, I'm fine, thanks."

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