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Silent Bob Lemmings The Next Generation!
MJP And you thought the clown trick was impressive.
The Steve The Klingons off the starboard bow decided to move in.
Captain Feedback The terrible aftermath of Harry Kim trying to replicate the perfect girlfriend.
MarkB After the cancellation of Enterprise, Star Trek fans began to slowly forget about the many races featured in the series, until they only remembered the Klingons. As you can see, this led to rather dull conventions...
The Steve Many Klingons were disappointed to find that Sto-Vo-Kor was like the inside of a Federation Starship.
Mikey A page from the popular Klingon children's book 'Where is the Warrior from the House of Waldo?'
Tiberius Oh no! That Klingon over there is wearing the same outfit as me! Leather and boots with spikes!
Warren So, how many Klingons can you fit into a Type 9 shuttle?
Weaseal Klingon #1: I think i'm a clone now
Klingon #2: There's always two of me just a-walkin around...
drow "I hear Wil Wheaton's going to be here!"
Kevin P. "OK, settle everyone, settle. We're just about ready for the big production number. Before we get started, has anyone figured out how to say 'Jets' or 'Sharks' in Klingon? Anyone? Fine, let's just do this. Aaaand... cue music!"
FL Tuvok: Tuvok to Kim. Ensign, report to Shuttle Bay 2 with your green thing.
mknote Kim: "There's Klingons in the starboard shuttlebay, starboard shuttlebay, starboard shuttlebay..."
drow "Your attention, please. Will whoever left the bloodied corpses of fifteen Voyager security guards with no honor on deck two please remove them? They're blocking the turbolifts. Thanking you..."
f00f Price of gas led to almost criminal car-pooling
Hisrak Klingon: Is that a type 2, type 9, class 2 or class 9 shuttle?
Klingon 2: Your nitpicking YATI darkens my heart!
Stan Oh my god! You killed our battlecruiser! You bastards!
Lamont Klingon to right of them,
Klingon to left of them
Klingon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with Nelix's poor excuse for blood wine!
Researcher "Where's my Targ? Anybody see my Targ? His speckled, has a collar...his name is Ruffus...Anybody?"
Hailene Klingon to another Klingon: "We'll be the only Klingons there", you said. "Wel'll win the costume contest", you said.

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