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9 Oct 2005

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Hisrak Home, home on the (phaser) range,
Where the captain and first officer play,
Where phasers are seen
Shooting dots on a screen,
And then home for tea, hot, earl grey!

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RV "We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill."
Lobster Eyes in the dark… One moon circles…
Dante Riker and Picard enjoy the new 24th century disco club.
Turgon Riker: Here Blue-Dot, feel the power of my Schwartz!
Swift In a scene from "Honey, I Shrunk the Starfleet Officers", two crewman battle to shoot down potential dangerous dust particles.
SB Two Red Shirts trying to stay alive in the hall of evil blue things.
Swift "Great balls of fire!"
Swift "Hang on, why is our phaser training not as advanced as the NX Enterprise's, when we're 200 years more advanced than them?"
Gil Rodriguez The 20th and 21st century had laser pointers. The 24th century has PHASER pointers. Who's bad?
Progman This is getting tedious, when will that new BugZapper arrive?
drow "I must say, Number One, this new Xbox IS pretty cool!"
Premonition_45 "My God... It's full of... a couple stars."
Silent Bob Riker : "You know, with a holodeck you could practice on lifelike targets in a completely realistic setting... so why are we firing at glowing balls of light?"
Picard : "Hey, at least it doesn't malfunction and try to kill us every five minutes."
Daedalus Rick Berman: "Alright that's good. Ok now play that fight music from TOS to make it sound exciting. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I mean come on, it's not like I can destroy the franchise!"
AJ Picard: "I've heard of 'shooting stars', but I don't think this is what it means."
Dragon Unknown to most viewers, the pilot episode of Next Generation had a somewhat small cast and much smaller starship.
Researcher Picard: Perhaps we should not stand in the center of a mysterious metal circle during a combat situation?
*Ring transporter from SG-1 activates*
Lancel Picard: Number One, I'm not sure this is wise...
Riker: What sir?
Picard: Performing a live-fire Phaser training exercise while wearing red shirts.
Mavra Riker: I read that the early 21st century and something called 'Massively Multiple On-Line Role-Playing Games'. What do we have?
Picard: Shut up, Will.
Kalor Upset with the success of the movie Serenity, Riker decides to retaliate against Firefly.

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