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21 Aug 2005

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Mikey Changing attitudes in three-dimensions, so useful against Khan and the USS Reliant, were first applied in Kirk's production of 'Riverdance of the 23rd century.'

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Lamont No Shirt - Check
Sweat - Check
Tight Pants - Check
Beautiful alien women - che......wait a minute!
FL Kirk: I see dead redshirts
Enzo Aquarius McCoy: We're saving 15% off of our power bill by switching to Kirk!
Xela Kirk: Bones, what was wrong with a normal stationary bike?
Bones: Well you know engineers, they love to change things.
f00f No Mr. Keerk! I expect you to DIE!!!!
Researcher "Something tells me these new zero-gravity toilets just won't catch on."
Brian Phillips *singing* Peddle peddle peddle your ship, warp speed through the void. Marrily merrily merrily merrily, Trek is but a dream!
Hisrak That's right, captain, squash them tribbles!
=NoPoet= McCoy: "Well, if your Corbomite idea backfires, maybe we can scare the aliens away by beaming your slippers onto their ship."
Kevin P. I don't know how to say this, Jim, but you're supposed to sit on it the OTHER direction. And please get your feet off my wall-mounted speakers.
Bryan Moore McCoy's grin gave it all away: He had glued Kirk's feet to wall.
Tiberius Kirk was always curious about what this contraption did, but McCoy never told him. meanwhile, in the mess hall, Spock was looking at the little rotating platter of donuts wondering what made it turn.
f00f Bones: it's a baby boy!
Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAN!
Lobster Kirk: "I am pulling the brake - but it won´t stop!!"
Fizzle "We have rebuilt him. Faster... Stronger..."
=NoPoet= McCoy: "Another few days of this and you won't need to wear a corset any more."
suxxxxxx McCoy:Why are you training, Jim?
Kirk:I also want to be "too sexy for my shirt", just like Spock was!
MarkB Bones, remind me never to ask Scotty to build me a new captain's chair after he's had a bottle of scotch.

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