Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee! . . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! . . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Kirk: “Oh yeah... Well double dumbass on your”

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Khan: "Gotta tell you kids: Wear sunscreen… TRUST ME on this."
Captain 8472	“Alright, we’ll call it a draw.”
Captain 8472	The look you give when someone asks ‘are you okay.’
The Geek	"Now THAT was a Vulcan Death Fart!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee! . . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! . . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Kirk: “Yea, yea, yea… Tell me something I don’t know.”
N'tran DS 12	Khan Noonien sings.. "Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.."
Captain 8472	Say it with me. In 3, 2, 1, KIRRRRRRK!!!!!
Chromedome	"Ohhhh, Frankie ..."
The Geek	Director: "CUT! That was great Ricardo, but we need to adjust the lighting and do another take." Montalbán: (this face)
Captain 8472	Khan has learned a little known tidbit of information. The explosive combustibility of the Vulcan Death Fart.
Chromedome	"Jean Luc, I am your father!"
Captain 8472	Tanning Bed pranks.
Chromedome	Tonight on "When All You Can Eat Buffets Go Wrong" ....
N'tran DS 12	Ultra tan your face Giving it the look of rich Corinthian leather.
Captain 8472	Khan mistook a plasma torch for a hair dryer.
Captain 8472	One must remember, rich Corinthian Leather gets scorching hot when exposed to sunlight.
Frankie Chestnuts	[♫ Piano] Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Everyday innocent animals are abused, beaten, and neglected. [♫] Please, call the number on your screen with a monthly gift and you’ll help rescue animals from their abusers and provide medical care, food, shelter, and love. [♫] Right now, there’s an animal who needs you. Please call right now. [♫ Piano fades]
Chromedome	"Who are you, that you would do this to me?" "You know who I am, Khan. I am your creator, and your life is in my hands. I am the controller of your very existence. The master of your destiny. The architect of your doom." "Yes, but WHO are you?" "I ... am ... the scriptwriter!" "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Khan exhibits all the stereotypical 80’s cliches: - Mullet haircut - Oversized shoulder pads - Bare chest - Gawdy massive necklace with cryptic horoscope symbol - Accidental crack pipe explosion
Chromedome	I love the smell of burning megalomaniac in the morning!
Miss Marple	The 2024 Presidential Election Poster: “Yes we KHAAAN!”
Captain 8472	Despite his current looks, Khan was never a fan of Two Face.
Oh Frankie	From Hell's Heart I stab at thee For Hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." "He sure sounds gloomy "
Chromedome	"I thought I was evil, but you captioneers ..."

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