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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | Sometimes, even an experienced thespian like Patrick Stewart needed a cue card. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard [to the wee lad on the left]: "Yo kid... My eyes are up here!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Wesley [offscreen]: "Awwww... I wanted to be 'Executive Officer in Charge Of Radishes'!" |
| SlipperyStream47 | Kid on the far left: "Captain, why do you have a phaser in your right hand?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Star Trek: Lower Heights |
| Captain 8472 | Picard would soon regret agreeing to be the godfather of these children. |
| SlartyBardFast | Do you kids like Gladiator Movies? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Not sure about these guys. The kid on the right looks like Anthony... and he's going to send Captain Picard to the corn field. Riker: "That's a real good thing you done there, Anthony... REAL GOOD!" |
| Captain 8472 | The more I look at this image, the more it looks like an adoption plea. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Captain Picard, these are the new transfers we picked up on Starbase 219." Picard: "Why is it that EVERYONE seems so young these days?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | So... Has the transporter accident happened already, or is it just about to happen? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard [flourishing arms dramatically]: "Someday... ALL THIS will be yours...". Jay Gordon: "What?? THE CURH-TINS?" Picard: "NO!!! Not the 'CURRRRH-TINS'!!!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Wait until Star Trek, Picard. We will out rank you then." |
| J. J. Biggs | Yousa tink dese kids is cute? Isa 'member Anakin Skywalker. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: “Let’s see now, Clatterson…” Patterson: “That’s Patterson.” Picard: “…Clarissa.” Marissa: “Marissa.” Picard: “…and Gay Jordan.” Jay Gordon: “That’s right, Captain.” |
| SlipperyStream47 | Kid on the far left: "Captain, did you know that you were once a child, too? Picard: "NOOOOOO! NEVEEEEEERRRRRR!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Star Trek: The Next-Next Generation |
| Miss Marple | Again, as the production budget ran low, they would often deflect lighting off Patrick Stewart's head. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Three kids stuck alone on an elevator with a strange adult doesn’t ALWAYS have to end badly… |
| Captain 8472 | Picard is thoroughly confused. He only donated sperm once, and it was fake. How does he have three children? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Anyone ever seen puppies staring out of the front window at a pet store? [Cue Riker whimpering in the background] |
| MR. WORF | Patrick Stewart : Marissa, did you ever see me in the X-Men movies ? Marissa : Ummm....Ummm... Is that about Sexual Reassignment ??? |
| Chromedome | "Thank you. I shall put it on the wall of my private toilet. Then when I have a dump I can think of you." |
| Chromedome | "Yeah, yeah, old man. Stop adult-splaining things us!" |
| Chromedome | What they are thinking: The two bigger kids: "This is SOOOO embarassing!" The little kid: "He's wet himself!" |
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