Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Chromedome	Sometimes, even an experienced thespian like Patrick Stewart needed a cue card.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Picard [to the wee lad on the left]: "Yo kid... My eyes are up here!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Wesley [offscreen]: "Awwww... I wanted to be 'Executive Officer in Charge Of Radishes'!"
SlipperyStream47	Kid on the far left: "Captain, why do you have a phaser in your right hand?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Star Trek: Lower Heights
Captain 8472	Picard would soon regret agreeing to be the godfather of these children.
SlartyBardFast	Do you kids like Gladiator Movies?
Frankie Chestnuts	Not sure about these guys. The kid on the right looks like Anthony... and he's going to send Captain Picard to the corn field. Riker: "That's a real good thing you done there, Anthony... REAL GOOD!"
Captain 8472	The more I look at this image, the more it looks like an adoption plea.
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Captain Picard, these are the new transfers we picked up on Starbase 219." Picard: "Why is it that EVERYONE seems so young these days?"
Frankie Chestnuts	So... Has the transporter accident happened already, or is it just about to happen?
Frankie Chestnuts	Picard [flourishing arms dramatically]: "Someday... ALL THIS will be yours...". Jay Gordon: "What?? THE CURH-TINS?" Picard: "NO!!! Not the 'CURRRRH-TINS'!!!"
N'tran DS 12	"Wait until Star Trek, Picard. We will out rank you then."
J. J. Biggs	Yousa tink dese kids is cute? Isa 'member Anakin Skywalker.
Frankie Chestnuts	Picard: “Let’s see now, Clatterson…” Patterson: “That’s Patterson.” Picard: “…Clarissa.” Marissa: “Marissa.” Picard: “…and Gay Jordan.” Jay Gordon: “That’s right, Captain.”
SlipperyStream47	Kid on the far left: "Captain, did you know that you were once a child, too? Picard: "NOOOOOO! NEVEEEEEERRRRRR!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Star Trek: The Next-Next Generation
Miss Marple	Again, as the production budget ran low, they would often deflect lighting off Patrick Stewart's head.
Frankie Chestnuts	Three kids stuck alone on an elevator with a strange adult doesn’t ALWAYS have to end badly…
Captain 8472	Picard is thoroughly confused. He only donated sperm once, and it was fake. How does he have three children?
Frankie Chestnuts	Anyone ever seen puppies staring out of the front window at a pet store? [Cue Riker whimpering in the background]
MR. WORF	Patrick Stewart : Marissa, did you ever see me in the X-Men movies ? Marissa : Ummm....Ummm... Is that about Sexual Reassignment ???
Chromedome	"Thank you. I shall put it on the wall of my private toilet. Then when I have a dump I can think of you."
Chromedome	"Yeah, yeah, old man. Stop adult-splaining things us!"
Chromedome	What they are thinking: The two bigger kids: "This is SOOOO embarassing!" The little kid: "He's wet himself!"

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