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Chromedome "Yes, it IS hard to explain what I saw in him."

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Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “Well… we have a surprise to tell everyone.”
Kes: “Shut up, Neelix.”
Neelix: “We’ve been trying for so long.”
Kes: “SHUT UP NEELIX!”
Neelix: “Kes has finally cleared up that nagging infection she picked up from that Kazon Maje.”
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “…and this is my special friend, Kes.”
Kes: “Yes… Neelix and I have been together for a long time.
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[mouths: HELP ME!]
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “We’d just LOVE to stay on board your fine vessel. Hee-hee.“
Kes: “Yes… But if you can’t take BOTH of us… Just ONE would be fine… EITHER OF US… PLEASE!”
Chromedome (offscreen) "I asked for a Netflix subscription, not a Neelix subscription!"
Chromedome "The studio bosses say it's either us or Wesley Crusher!"
Captain 8472 It is not every day that Neelix proves Tuvok wrong. When it happens…. well, I will let your imagination fill in the rest.
Chromedome "Well, it took over 400 votes, but eventually Congress accepted me as a compromise for House Speaker!"
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “Sorry… I kind of made a mess in the ‘Little Talaxian’s Room’.”
Kes: “He REALLY did.”
Miss Marple Kes, to self: It would have to be some kind of “alternate reality” for me to get into a healthy relationship.
Captain 8472 One is stylish, helpful and keeps the crew happy. The other is Kes.
Captain 8472 Meet the nominee for the Libertarian Party’s presidential candidate and his running mate.
Chromedome After a brief argument in the costume & makeup department, Kes got the better end of the deal.
EMH_MkII Janeway: I appreciate your offer, but I don't need anymore crew.
Neelix: But I can cook and she can grow plants! In space!
Janeway: Welcome aboard.
Captain 8472 The Doctor performed cosmetic surgery on Neelix. No one noticed.
Chromedome "My pancake flipping display was the talk of 'Talax Got Talent'!"
Chromedome Neelix: "I am also fluent in Vogon poetry ..."
Janeway: "Let me stop you there!"
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “GREETINGS! I’m Neelix. I’m a Talaxian. And this is Kes… She’s my tailor.”
Kes: “If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is!”
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “GREETINGS! I’m Neelix. I’m a Talaxian. And this is Kes… She’s my tailor. She’s very resourceful. In fact, this outfit she made using bedding from an animal rescue facility. It’s a PERFECT FIT! If it wasn’t for the urine smell…”
N'tran  DS 12 Poorly dyed cloth..$5
Tayloring for a coat..$75
Neelix thinking he is the height of fashion.. Priceless
Captain 8472 Kes: He followed me home. Will you let me keep him?
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "Sure, sure... I know she's strange looking... some might even say scary... with that short, unspotted forehead and those ears. And don't get me started on those tiny eyebrows.
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But she likes me."
Chromedome Kes: "Oh, he's perfectly safe ... as long as you don't eat his cooking!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kes: “It’s life, Captain… But not as we know it.”
N'tran  DS 12 Cloth for Neelix's suit...
That day was not a good day to dye.

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