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Caption Competition

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1 Jan 2023

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Captain 8472 The first rule of Chef’s Club is you do not talk about Chef’s Club.

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Captain 8472 It appears not even Sisco is willing to play nice with those that talk politics at his Christmas Dinner.
P47 Red Riding Hood did not like that Sisko only knew how to contribute wolves to the shadow puppet theater and had strong words about it.
P47 Counting the ways in which he was not interested in becoming a religious icon, Sisko had reached ten when Kai Opaka released a very loud and eggy fart.
MR. WORF Are you talking to me ? I'm the only one in the hall. Are you talking to me !
Miss Marple I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for latinum, I don't have any. But what I do have are A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you STFU now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you...
DBB Sisko was helpless until his fingernail polish dried.
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko always got ultra picky when Jake was putting up the Christmas decorations.
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Sisko: "A little to the left, Jake. Little more... Maybe a bit this way... Another half a meter."
Chromedome "C'mon then, you DITL captioneers, come and have a go if you think you're smart enough!"
MR. WORF There still doing the Macarenca even in the 24th Century !!
MR. WORF Go Ahead ..... Make My Day !!!
N'tran  DS 12 Bring it!
The Geek "That's it, The Geek, just one more win, and you will crack 30. Thaat's iitt... c'monnn..."
N'tran  DS 12 In the Hands of the Emissary.
Horta not Vorta NOT an O face.
Chromedome "No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben!"
Miss Marple Sisko: You may have “the lobes for business,” but I’ve got “the fists for getting all up in your business.”
Miss Marple Sisko: If that’s the way you want to play it, I’ll SEE your 46th rule of acquisition, and RAISE you a 46th rule of hockey…
Captain 8472 It appears Sisko is ready for a variation of ‘Boxing Day.’
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko, his nails freshly manicured.
miss Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
Sisko would NEVER regret installing that Disco ball.
Miss Marple Pardon me! My new puppy keeps trying to spam the Caption Contest by bumping "enter" continuously.
Miss Marple You want a piece of this?
Chromedome "Quark! Keep your hands where I can see them and step away from mistletoe!"
Chromedome It was hard work negotiating pay & conditions with the "Union of DS9 Mime Artists".

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