Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
SlartyBardFast	Data: "Yes my dear, that was my "ON" switch back there."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	Lady: Yes, Data. I am fully functional. Data: Ok, then get ready to dip.
Frankie Chestnuts	Data: “…Yes, I am fully functional, in multiple techniques…. A broad variety of pleasuring…” Holo-Dancer: “Do any of those techniques include looking less like a serial killer?”
Chromedome	Miss Marple spills the beans to Data about Frankie Chestnuts
Miss Marple	Is this is what is known as “ well mannered frivolity?”
Captain 8472	This look is the cause for many therapy sessions.
Frankie Chestnuts	Yes... Miss Marple is very hot from the back. And Yes... Captain 8472 is creepy from the front!
Captain 8472	When updating your android’s software, be ware of ‘smile-ware.’
Frankie Chestnuts	MORAL: If your doctor prescribes two little yellow pills a day, taking fourteen little yellow pills might not be the best thing to do.
Miss Marple	The Lady thinks “Not bad, but he is no Frankie Chestnuts…”
Miss Marple	Small talk: Lady: After Twitter died, Mastodon came into its own. It eventually even helped Ukraine win the war with timely and helpful updates. Data: A country was saved by an extinct proboscidean? Lady, politely: Yes, that.
Bird of Prey	If the GOOD brother comes off that creepy when smiling, I'd hate to know what Lore's smile might look like...
P47	Riker: What are you doing on the holodeck, commander, you're on duty! Data: He said doody
Captain 8472	Smile for the camera!
Miss Marple	Dancing with the Stars… IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Chromedome	Spiner gets to the peak of his career as he gets to dance with Miss Marple.
The Geek	Microsoft Windows has the 'Blue Screen of Death'. Data has the 'White Face of Forced Joviality'.
Chromedome	Data gleefully showed off the top half of the mannequin he'd found!
Captain 8472	This image is of a test run of Data with emotions. The results were cringe inducing. Several children now require daily therapy.
Chromedome	♫ ♫ ♫ And the droid at the back said "Everyone attack!" And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz And the XO in the corner said "Data wanna warn you, It'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz!" Ballroom Blitz, Ballroom Blitz. It's, it's a Ballroom Blitz! It's, it's a Ballroom Blitz! Yeah, it's a Ballroom Blitz!
Chromedome	Her life size blow up Data toy just did not look like the one in the picture.
Captain 8472	When you upgrade your partner, choose Android!
The Geek	Due to an error in the facial expression software, Data's face freezes just as he begins saying the word 'cheese'.
Frankie Chestnuts	Data: “How ‘bout we go back to my quarters and I’ll show you my collection of Leonard Nemoy erotic photographs.” [scary smile]
Frankie Chestnuts	Data: “…and so last month, Kor had this scary looking smile. Please let me demonstrate…”

Entries : 98People : 0