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Mr. Worf The Co-ed bathroom idea still wasn't a great idea even in the 24th century.

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Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “…so you’re saying flatulence ISN’T considered foreplay in the Alpha Quadrent?”
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “…so you’re saying my Mohawk is no longer [insert finger quotes] ‘IN’??“
Captain 8472 Nelix regrets every choice that lead to this moment.
Captain 8472 Nelix: Let me see if I understand the situation. You came to me for advice?
DBB B'ellana: According to our data, Neelix, you've been voting for your own caption entries.
Neelix: *racked with shame*
DBB "Neelix. We, uh... We found your search history."
"...uh-oh."
"Yeah."
Miss Marple B’Elana: I know every man dreams of hooking up with an exotic woman on a meteor, saving her entire colony, and living happily ever after… but what are the odds of that ever happening?
FeRam Neelix: “…so you’re saying I’m NOT going to be the baby’s godfather… can I be the FATHER?”
Captain 8472 Miss Marple (left) is doing her best to educate Frankie Chestnuts (right) on his poor choice of a character to cosplay as.
Chromedome "Neelix, I'd like to talk to you about your bread rolls ... we're running short of torpedoes and ...."
Captain 8472 B’Elanna drew the short straw. She is now required to discuss personal hygiene with Nelix.
Bird of Prey B'Elanna: "Remember that time you made the ship itself sick with cheese?"
Neelix: "I will never live it down four our entire 70 year long journey, won't I?"
Captain 8472 Communal lavatories may result in awkward staring.
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “…so you’re saying you voted me off the ship?" Well (sniff)... I'll just talk to Kes and we'll get our things packed."
B'Elanna: "Hang on Neelix... We're just talking about YOU. Kes can stay. She was the deciding vote."
drow B’Elanna: "I'm sorry Neelix, but Seven of Nine still refuses to do the 'decontamination gel' thing with you."
drow B’Elanna: "Neelix, what have I told you about using my bat'leth for carving turkey?"
Chromedome "Look Neelix, it doesn't matter what you say. I AM installing a doner kebab rotisserie in the galley, simply to improve crew morale!"
Frankie Chestnuts Marlin Perkins: “Jim… watch the slow, deliberate movements of the skilled hunter as she stalks her prey… he’s utterly unaware of the danger she poses.
.
AND SHE STRIKES!!
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While brutal, this kill will sustain her and her cubs for more than a week in this vast, barren wasteland.”
Miss Marple “Introduction to Alpha Quadrant Class, lesson #13.
Neelix: …so what you’re saying is is that all Cardassians have proportionally large bums?
B’Elana: That’s the Kardashians, not the Cardassians.
And don’t pronounce it with so much “ASS” because it really pisses off the Cardassians.
Miss Marple B’Elanna: well… Neelix … In order to be a member of the “Mile High Club” you actually have to have sex WITH ANOTHER PERSON … IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.
DBB "I don't understand. On Talax, aggressively passing gas is a compliment."
"This isn't Talax."
"But it's harmless."
"You parted Harry's hair. He hasn't stopped screaming."
"Was it that bad?"
"It sounded like a warp core breach."
"I'm so sorry."
"They heard it on the bridge. Tuvok called a yellow alert."
"I'm so, so sorry."
MR. WORF B'elanna got a big surprise when she arrived in Stovokor !!!
MLCoolJ Neelix: It's interesting that you'd call me that. On Talax, "pe tak" means "divine chef".
B'Elanna: *sighs* So much for THAT insult.
Miss Marple B'Elanna: Well, Neelix, when governments take away a woman's right to make decisions about their own bodies, women get angry, very angry. It turns out that good men also get angry. You've heard the expression : "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Neelix, quietly tapping com badge: Neelix to security!

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