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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | "Doc. Tor. Ple. Se. Stop. Tog. Gling. My. Off. Swi. Tch." |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: “I swear there is an on-off switch down here somewhere…” Data: “Yes, Doctor. If you find it, you would be able to turn me off… and on.” [wink, wink] Crusher: “Shut up, Data.” |
| Captain 8472 | “Data, what did Yarr do to you?” |
| Captain 8472 | Dr. Crusher: How do you operate this thing? Data: Yarr asked the same question. |
| Chromedome | "Jean Luc! It's not what it looks like!" |
| Chromedome | Crusher: "Don't just stand there! Help me get Wesley out!" |
| Chromedome | "Doctor, is that MY prothetic in your pocket or are you ..." |
| Chromedome | "My God! It's full of stars!" "Doctor, it's a window." |
| Chromedome | Is it just me or does something look wrong with this picture? |
| Miss Marple | Dr Crusher: … and everything is so meaningless. Every time I reach out for help it’s either “physician, heal thyself” or people completely ignore me… Data: Pardon me, Doctor, were you talking to me? |
| Miss Marple | Crusher: I want to be Frankie Chestnut’s better half! Data: Get in line, Doctor. |
| Horta not Vorta | Android Death Fart in 5..4...3..2..1 |
| Captain 8472 | Dr. Crusher: I hate fanfiction. |
| Chromedome | Dr Crusher is presented with the video evidence of her behaviour at the Christmas party. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "My God, Data... You aren't wearing any pants!" Data: "It is not a problem, Doctor. I have no shame." Deanna [Offscreen]: "I don't have any issues." Riker [Offscreen]: "Can we take a vote on this?" |
| Bird of Prey | Data: "Sure, my face may be exactly like that of Dr. Soong, as are the general proportions of my body. However, I have always suspected that he may have exaggerated a bit when he created a specific body part in my nether regions..." |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: "Back at Starfleet Academy, they called me the Dancing Doctor." Data: "Well, they called me a toaster." |
| Miss Marple | Crusher: I tell you that it's not always Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts! Data: I hate to be the bearer of bad news Doctor, but it appears to be exactly that. |
| Captain 8472 | “Doctor, that is not my auxiliary data port.” |
| Captain 8472 | “So Dr. Soong gave you interchange gender components? I don’t know if I should congratulate you or question his intentions with you.” |
| =NoPoet= | Crusher: "I must attend to the matter in hand." Data: "Doctor Crusher, the matter in hand appears to be my ass." |
| The Geek | Crusher: "Killing's the worst thing I've ever had to do!" Data: "In the approximately 50 years since I became operational, I have determined that killing is the 19th worst thing I ever had to do." Crusher: "So when I say I will nev... I'm sorry, Data, but could you run that by me again?" |
| Miss Marple | Dr Crusher: … and I’m talking to the Captain, and just when I feel I’m finally getting my point through to him, he rolls his eyes and mutters “ My God, you are a redhead.” Data: It is better than the time that he called you a Ginger. Crusher: But I knew what he meant! |
| Jonesy | "Data, I didn't know androids had prostates." "Dr. Soong was VERY thorough, Doctor." |
| Bird of Prey | Data: "Dr. Crusher, where have you been all year!? Your replacement, this Pulaski, she was so mean to me!" |
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