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Chromedome "Yeah, thanks for getting me another gig on Star Trek, but the catering here is rubbish! Shatner gets steak and I get Lego salad."

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Captain 8472 At this point, ‘disgruntled worker’ syndrome has fully manifested.
Cyrus Ramsay "Typical; they move my desk into the basement and ask me to deal with the cockroaches while I'm down here."
Chromedome Riley was beginning to think that the self isolation had been going on a bit too long - not realising that the rest of the crew had gone on furlough without him.
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: “Lieutenant Riley! Can you sing SOMETHING other than Kathleen??”
Riley: “Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!”
Spock: “Wow! The kid's got some talent!”
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “Lieutenant Riley! Do you take requests?”
Riley: “Of course…”
Kirk: “Shut your fruit cake hole!”
Bird of Prey Riley: "...oh, and kudos to the chef! The lunch has been cut extraordinarily symmetrical today!"
Miss Marple Does anyone else feel badly that when Captain Kirk ACTUALLY went into space, that he did not take his shirt off???
Frankie Chestnuts Riley: "Good God! What is that up there? It's HUGE! Oh... It's just Shatner aboard the Blue Origin."
Bird of Prey Riley: "Hello? I have a complain to make. My food cubes arrived cold!"
Bird of Prey Riley: "Guess what I found... It's a very long list, compiled by our dear Captain. It's titled 'My Lady Conquests'. I'll read it to you. Let's begin..."
Chromedome Riley screamed when he realised his hair was actually a Tribble
PegasusJF It's wise not to think about how the naughty and nice lists get written.
MR. WORF Hey , you forgot my shot of Irish Whisky !!!
Chromedome "Everything is awesome,
Everything is cool when you're part of a team,
Everything is awesome,
When you're living the dream!"
MR. WORF Riley : Hey I thought I ordered the Red , White & Blue soy platter ?!!!
Bird of Prey *...THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA...*
Riley: "Oh great, the bridge crew is partying again...
*...THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA...*
Riley: "Hey, can you please crank down the music a little bit, up there!? We down here have actual work to do!"
Miss Marple And now a personal favorite: my rendition of Cee Lo Green's " Forget You! "
But he didn't sing "forget"
Ain't that some SHhhh...?
Bird pf Prey Riley: "Sure, when Uhura sings, or some random visiting space hippies, everyone listens mesmerized. But when *I* want to sing..."
Horta not Vorta O face?
Horta not Vorta Good Job, Yeoman Rand.
Chromedome "Uhh, Captain, I need the activation code to complete the upgrade to Windows 11."
Chromedome "Goooooooooood MOOOOORRRRNNNNiiiinnngg, Enterprise! Wakey, wakey, rise & shine!"
Frankie Chestnuts Riley: "Engineering to the Bridge... I'm a little concerned here... I'm all alone in Engineering. And I mean ALL ALONE! Shouldn't there be more than one person in here? What if I pass out or have food poisoning or something? Isn't there some sort of OSHA regulation about working alone in a dangerous situation? Bridge??? Anyone???"
Miss Marple Riley: ♬ Frankie's Chestnuts... roasting, on an open fire.... ♫

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