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Bird of Prey Another example of Hodgkin's Law of Parallel Planetary Development: In every humanoid species, the "disapproving girlfriend" face was exactly the same..."

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Cyrus Ramsay "Yes, Travis, your stories are so...interesting."
Chromedome "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Frankie Chestnuts Travis: “No, I don’t want to turn off the gravity plating and jump up and down on the bed.”
Nora: “Okay… How ‘bout we just have sex?”
Captain 8472 Nora: What were you doing with that stuffed bear?
Travis: I was lonely while in the expanse.
Miss Marple How women really feel while you are mansplaining things.
Frankie Chestnuts Question: Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Answer: Talking to Travis.
Frankie Chestnuts Travis: "WOW! Those are some 'Bedroom Eyes'."
Nora: "Sorry... Ragweed."
The Geek My spouse's reaction to my announcement that I won another Caption Competition on ditl.org.
Miss Marple The Geek's wife complementing him for his recent win... Despite the fact that he's no Frankie Chestnuts.
Frankie Chestnuts Coed Urinals: One of the worst ideas is the 22nd century.
Captain 8472 When you spend more time in your self made survival bunker than with your family, don’t expect your wife to understand.
Frankie Chestnuts Officer Travis: "Ma'am... Please step out of the shuttle craft and show me your license and registration. Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Nora: "I'm not so think as you drunk I am."
Chromedome "My agent told me I'd get to meet Frankie Chestnuts!"
Miss Marple I like big bunks, and I cannot lie…
Frankie Chestnuts "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes"
Bodhi "Some would say my eyes are half closed. Others would say they're half open. Which are you?"
Commodore Bob Wesley So you are saying that the COVID Vaccine deniers are now dying of COVID? So surprising I forgot to register it...
Miss Marple Nora: So why don’t the three of us … wait where did the other you go?
Travis: How many fingers am I holding up?
Nora: That would be 2 times 2 … that’s FOUR!
Frankie Chestnuts Officer Travis: "Ma'am... Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Nora: "I'm wanted in 6 different star systems? I didn't come to a full stop at that globular cluster? I was driving light speed in an impulse-only zone?"
Officer Travis: "No Ma'am... But those are all good... What was that one about the globular cluster?"
Frankie Chestnuts Officer Travis: "Ma'am... We witnessed you failing to stop at a red light, forcing a bus load of nuns off the road and running over a box full of kittens."
Nora: "I went to Catholic school."
Officer Travis: "Well... that explains the kittens."
Frankie Chestnuts Officer Travis: “License and registration ma’am.”
Drunk Nora: “What do you need officer?”
Officer Travis: “Just your license and registration.”
Drunk Nora: “Why? I haven’t been drinking... DRYING... DRIVING! I haven’t been DRIVING!”
Chromedome "YOu forgot to put chocolate ice cream on the grocery delivery ... and you expect me NOT to be angry?"
Bird of Prey Nora: "So your ship often has to deal with some mysterious guy from the future? Am I supposed to believe that?"
Travis: "But it's true!"
Nora: "What's this future guy's name?"
Travis: "Future... uh, Guy..."
Nora: "Uh-huh."
Bird of Prey Woman: "Oh, I know you Kirk-types, having a woman on every planet and stuff..."
Mayweather: "Kirk-type? But Jim Kirk hasn't even been born yet!!"
Woman: "See? His reputation is THAT notorious!"

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