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| Name | Caption |
| Richard | Who has two fingers and wants you to fix the warp core? |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Torres, to self: For a smart lady, she really doesn’t understand the concept of “telling a fish story.” |
| Miss Marple | Once again a conflict on Voyager is resolved with a dance-off. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "B'Elanna... before we meet up with the Borg again, I need you to upgrade the weapons... the guns... you know those shooty things." B'Elanna: "You mean the phasers?" Janeway: "Sure... Whatever." |
| Miss Marple | Thanks, DITL, for acknowledging the start of breast cancer awareness month. |
| MR. WORF | B'Elanna , regulations state your Boobs must be this far apart when your in uniform. |
| MR. WORF | B'Elanna , Pull my fingers . |
| Captain 8472 | B’Elanna could not find a way to win an argument without breaking Janeway’s fingers. |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: "Lt. Paris may be your boyfriend, but *I* am the mother of his children!" B'Elanna: "His salamander children." |
| Commodore Bob Wesley | One antimatter containment failure and everyone starts pointing fingers. |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: "It was so cold, my two little Janeways were literally like this!" B'Elanna: "Too much information, Captain!" |
| Hugh | If you were Seven of Nine, I'd be touching you from here |
| Chromedome | "Have you heard? Bezos is going to put Shatner into orbit." "They're gonna need a bigger rocket." |
| Commodore Bob Wesley | And YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft... |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: "Soooo... which one of you is the real B'Elanna?" Torres: "Captain, you're drunk again." |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: "You petaQ!" Torres: "Excuse me, what!?" Janeway: "Did I pronounce that right?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "B'Elanna... Are you the one that installed the face to face urinals in the men's rooms?" Torres: "Yes... that was me. I'm sorry, Captain." Janeway: "No reason to be sorry... I thought it was friggin' hilarious!" Chakotay: "I didn't." |
| PegasusJF | Janeway was just about to describe the biggest fish she caught but remained mute as she realized it wasn't all that impressive. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: “Pew…. Pew, Pew.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway and B’Elanna discuss the short lived, but memorable fashion trend of “cone-y bras” of the mid 20th century. |
| Miss Marple | AGAIN with the naughty pictures… |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: “Search the historical files… Her name was Madonna and her boobs were her primary weapon.” |
| Bird of Prey | B'Elanna: "Captain, all the phasers on board stopped working!" Janeway: "No problem! Just hold your fingers like this and say 'Pew, pew pew!'" |
| Chromedome | "Captain, you're going to have to work on your disco pointy dance." |
| Chromedome | "Those two pointy things on the back of the ship ... they are the engine thingies aren't they? |
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