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Chromedome "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy was wrong. It's not a towel that matters, it's having a stylish hat!"

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Chromedome "Just the facts, ma'am."
MR. WORF Dr. : Jean Luc ! Is that a 45 or are you glad to see me ?!
Miss Marple Picard: You say to-MAY-to, I say to-MAH-to...
Cyrus Ramsay Picard: "The pattern on your veil reminds me so much of benzene molecules."
Beverley: "Jean-Luc, you've been working with Data for too long."
Bird of Prey Picard: "Of all the starships, in all the quadrants, in all the galaxies, she beams onto mine."
Captain 8472 Bad stereotypes in 3.... 2.... 1....
Ankarii Nimorotova That net does not count as a mask, Beverly.
Chromedome "OK Miss Marple, where's Frankie Chestnuts?"
Miss Marple Yes Chromedome, Miss Marple actually does own a hat like that!
-Like Beverly's, not Picard's.
Captain 8472 In order to properly annoy a favorite target, Q turned himself into Beverly Crusher.
Bird of Prey Picard: "What is this weird net in front of your face?"
Beverly: "Well, I am no expert in 20th century Earth customs, but I think it's supposed to symbolize to men that I am a 'good catch'. That's also where the saying 'there are many fish in the sea' comes from."
Frankie Chestnuts I can't wait to see the outcome of THIS transporter accident...
Frankie Chestnuts Crusher: "I think we're all set, Jean Luc... I have him anesthetized and tied up in our quarters."
Picard: "Perfect, Beverly... Now let's get the rest of the senior staff and get him loaded onto that shuttle. By he wakes up, the Enterprise will be a half a billion kilometres away."
Crusher: "...and Wesley will be out of our lives forever."
Chromedome "Eee by 'eck luv, tha' scrubs up reet nice!"
DanielB Listen, I'm the captain, you work under me - FOR me - WITH, me. It wouldn't be good. I mean it would be good, oh yes, but it would be, er, naughty. I MEAN, against the rules.
Bird of Prey Space, the noir frontier...
Chromedome Picard and Crusher always saw eye to eye
Chromedome "Of all the holodecks in all the ships in the fleet, and you have to walk into mine!"
Chromedome Chromedome's quest for Frankie Chestnuts leads him face to face with Miss Marple

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