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Del LaSure "Seven, I don't think this ocular implant was such a good idea after all, . . . "

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Trekanonymous Janeway: So Starfleet plans to use Magic Space Mushrooms to bring us home!
mckinneyc They power the engines using mushrooms?!
PegasusJF The iconic "Where's Frankie Chestnuts?" face.
Miss Marple Captain Janeway meets Frankie Chestnuts' wife.
Bird of Prey Kate Mulgrew: "How I got the role for Mrs. Columbo, you ask? I showed them how convincingly I can imitate Peter Falk's glass eye!"
EMH_MkI Director: I want a close-up! Closer. CLOSER! *conk*
Mulgrew: OW.
Director: Back off! BACK OFF!!!
Frankie Chestnuts The face of someone just discovering the "Seven of Nine Shower Cam".
The Geek "Neelix has only been on the ship for an hour, and I already know how far down his spots go?!?"
Captain 8472 Janeway, when she read about Trump’s presidency.
Danish35 That was NOT coffee!
McFortner Harry finally gets his revenge for not being promoted to Lieutenant when the laxative he put in Janeway's coffee kicks in while she's on a Borg Cube.
Danish1985 Forget the Vulcan death fart, wait till you experince the Kazon suicide whine!
MR. WORF Bartender : We don't serve your kind !!!
Janeway : My Kind ???!!!
Trekanonymous Janeway: Discovery and Picard are canon!?
PegasusJF The news that the DITL site will persevere was met by ecstatic cheers by captioneers. How did the captioned take it? Well, the above is representative.
The Geek Some prefer their coffee with sweeteners.
Others prefer their coffee strong enough to be load-bearing.
And then there is Janeway, who simply snorts the grounds straight off a warp plasma conduit.
MR. WORF Janeways first reaction to seeing Jeri Ryan in full costume .
Bird of Prey Janeway: "We did WHAT when me and Mr. Paris were turned into salamanders!?"
Bird of Prey Janeway: "I always have trouble holding longer conversations with Andorians - their antennae wiggling around are just so distracting!"
Obama3rdterm Now Trump advocates masks?
Check for a Shape Shifting Imposter.
AlexMcpherson Immediately after telling the captain that all the Coffee onboard the ship was destroyed... Harry saw this look and knew he wouldn't see a promotion for at least seven years...
Bird of Prey Chakotay: "I always find the collars on our uniforms to be a tad too tight. What do you think, Captain?"
Janeway: *can barely breathe*
Chromedome Janeway shows why she was never any good at poker.
Bird of Prey Captain Janeway is immediately regretting that she asked Chakotay if he also has a tattoo anywhere else on his body...

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