Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bodhi	"Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
MLCoolJ	Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again?
MR. WORF	Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!! Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ??
MR. WORF	Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait . Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!!
Miss Marple	Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando???
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose." Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way."
MR. WORF	Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one .
MR. WORF	Major ; how did you get in here ?? Major Kira , I just came up from the basement . Sisko : What basement ??!
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches.
MLCoolJ	Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl. O'Brien: Dammit! Not again!
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?"
mwhittington	Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!" Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?" Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags."
The Geek	Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions." Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!"
Ayni	Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big? Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major... Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth?
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?" Kira: "Transporter malfunction."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations." Kira: "As you can see, I already have."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?" Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small."
McFortner	Major, my eyes are up here.
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I have to admit, when you called me to complain about a personell shortage, that was not what I expected."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kira:: "Do you think you are intimidating when you sit on a higher chair during an interview?" Sisko: "Not at all... erm... What makes you think that? ...and why do you think you are qualified for second in command of this station?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sizsko: "YOU are a very small person." Kira: "...and YOU are a little,little man."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Major, did you ever notice that the floor is a bit uneven here?"

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