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| Name | Caption |
| Silent Bob | Archer (thinking): "Must remember to hide the Sharpies on diplomatic missions..." |
| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: "What is the purpose of this tattoo?" Tattooed guy: "It's for intimidating other people! Does it work?" Archer: "...yes." |
| EMH_MkI | "Hey! Like my goatee? I drew it on myself." Archer: *thinking* "Just keep smiling and don't make eye contact..." |
| Merat | By this point in the season they'd pretty much just given up on making the aliens look the least bit alien, hadn't they? |
| PegasusJF | Zobral: I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty, and witty and bright And I pity Anyone who isn’t me tonight |
| MR. WORF | Archer : Zobral are you aware that you are urinating into a Jefferies Tube ??? Zobral : OH !! Well at least my aim is good !!! Trip in the Tube : What the &%#@ is going on ?!!! OMG! Its urine !!!! |
| Mikey | "Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?" |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: "How do I tell him in a dignified way that there is still a part of his lunch on his chin..." |
| PHRobertson | Must... resist... urge to laugh... must... resist... urge to... laugh... resistance... failing... |
| Bird of Prey | Archer (thinking): "Whatever I do, I must not mention his tattoo!" Tattoo guy (thinking): "Why doesn't he notice my awesome tattoo?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer (to self): "Eyes front... eyes front... eyes front...eyes front..." Archer (out loud): "EYES FRONT! I have a shy bladder." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Not the Mark of Gideon. |
| Miss Marple | Zobral: ... You KNOW I like 'em young. Archer: So do I, Zobral, so do I... (Based on an actual conversation I overheard on a dance floor!) |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: "I have a tattoo too, but the judge said that I am not allowed to show it in public..." |
| Silent Bob | Archer (thinking): "Must learn the word for 'permanent' in his language" |
| EMH_MkI | Pictured: Awkward urinal moment. |
| Bird od Prey | Zobral: "Oh, this tattoo isn't finished yet, I only had the first session so far. It's eventually supposed to go all the way down..." |
| ilandra | "Someone seems to have drawn a paperclip on my chin" |
| Miss Marple | Archer: Don't feel bad. The time I got drunk and passed, out the guys took a marker and drew "junk" on my face. Zobral shakes his head. |
| N'tran DS 12 | The goatee looked better in the artist's sketches. |
| MLCoolJ | Zobral: So you're the guy from "Quantum Leap", huh? |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: "Does this tattoo have any specific symbolism in your culture?" Tattoo guy: "No, I just lost a bet." |
| DBB | "I call it a goattoo!" "Okay." "It's a combination of goatee and tat-" "Okay." |
| Merat | Tattoo by Sharpie. Hairstyle by light socket. |
| ilandra | So this is what happens when the make-up department runs out of ideas for aliens! |
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