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| Name | Caption |
| MLCoolJ | Quark and Odo watching the Alpha Quadrant's new reality show: "Keeping Up with the Cardassians". |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Where's that Christmas music coming from? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo: "What the...? Is that Santa's sleigh being pulled by a shuttle craft??" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo: "Well... I've seen worse, but that's some serious water damage. You're going to need a plumber... a drywall guy... and a painter." Quark: "Well... It was pretty messy... But it was worth it." |
| MLCoolJ | After drinking too much Saurian brandy, Morn accepted a dare to fill one stomach with Diet Coke and the other one with Mentos. Two minutes later, everyone got to watch him rocket across the Promenade. |
| Bird of Prey | Odo: "You offer bungee jumping now?" Quark: "The people love it! It drives crowds into my bar!" Odo: "What if someone gets hurt?" Quark: "Better them than me." Odo: "They might sue you." Quark: "OH GOD, STOP THE BUNGEE JUMPING AT ONCE!" |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Odo: "I do wish Apollo would dress more decorously when he visits." |
| mwhittington | There's a reason why Quark hired dabo girls to clean the upper section of his bar while wearing miniskirts... especially when they bend over to pick up trash. |
| Bird of Prey | Odo: "You added a huge chandelier to your bar? Isn't that a bit too kitschy?" Quark: "That word doesn't exist in the Ferengi language." |
| RedDwarfian | Odo: "Quark... do you see that red dot on the wall there?" Quark, to self: 'I don't know if I should kill Rom, or give him a raise.' |
| Chromedome | Ye canna change the laws of Christmas, Jim! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Quark: "Good God, Odo! What the hell did you eat?" Odo: "Technically, I absorb nutrients while I am regenerating... But it was a burrito." |
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