| Name | Caption | 
| Silent Bob | The bacon strikes back! | 
| Lobster | Andorian: "You killed me, you swine!!" | 
| suxxxxxx | Now that`s what I call agressive negotiations! | 
| William | The muppet show, with another part of... PIIIIIGGGS in space............
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| drow | Tellarite: "Though thrice I avowed, thou hath nought but spiteful words, and I, my blade must attend my deed!" Andorian: "Alas, I die."
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| Jeremiah Salinger | This demonstrates the unique Tellarite ability to shoot someone and masturbate at the same time. | 
| Lancel | Talas: Of all the scenes with me in it, that Graham HAS to choose the one where I'm getting SHOT. | 
| Xela | I guess the Tellerite wasn't listning when Reed said, "The new phase pistols have two settings, stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them." | 
| The Steve | As the Andorians found out, Tellarites are awesome at Laser Quest... | 
| Unixrevolution | The laser eye surgery did not go as planned. | 
| Lamont | Shran: "By Graythors Hammer you shall be avenged!" | 
| Bill L. | Phase pistols don't kill people - giant sentient pigs kill people! This has been a message from the National Phase Pistol Association
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| McFortner | How many times do I have to tell you, I AM NOT BOSS HOGG! |