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| Name | Caption |
| Jack | "Scotty to maintenance. I found the clog in the captain's toilet". |
| Name | Caption |
| PegasusJF | Some people built ships in bottles, Scotty on the other hand... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Not Seen: Scotty's right hand. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "Aye laddie... They aren't as big as they look. The anti-gravity chamber adds at least two cup sizes." |
| RedDwarfian | Dr. Venkman: I like her because she sleeps above the covers. Four FEET above the covers. |
| Nerd907 | Ah, lass, I told you that eating that apple the old lady gave you was a bad idea. |
| unixrevolution | Scotty, ever the literalist, would never again be asked by a female crewmember how they could lose weight. |
| kent | Scotty likes to watch... |
| Jack | Scotty:"Nay, captein. If we get it of its box it will lose most of its value". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ...and yet ANOTHER lousy hotel room in Tokyo. |
| Miss Marple | Lieutenant: Scotty, what's all tha- ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES?!?!? |
| JillyBean | The Force is strong with this one... |
| mwhittington | Bones: (off screen) If I didn't see it I never would have believed it! Scotty: Aye, that's right! I told ye there was such a thing as the "zero g" spot! |
| Miss Marple | After the Magic Mirror informed him of a BETTER engineer, he had no other recourse... Now he had to find a way to keep Kirk and his "Sexual Healing" lips away. |
| Merat | Scotty: "And all Dr. McCoy got the captain for his birthday was a pair of glasses!" |
| Ty G. | "So, which ensign is this? Busty Sinclair, or Chesty LaRue?" |
| mwhittington | Captain: "Stop tapping the glass, Scotty, they don't like that!" |
| Ty G. | Scotty: There's some sort o' glitch in the programmin', cap'n! Captain: I'd like to put a glitch in HER programming, if ya know what I mean. Scotty: Cap'n, we cannae start the unfreezing process! Captain: I'd like to unfreeze HER, if ya catch my drift. Scotty: The cryogenic compartment's losing power, Cap'n! Captain: I'd like to make HER lose power, if ya know what I mean. |
| Ty G. | Scotty: Oh, I thought ye were dead! *zzzip* Sorry, lass. |
| Ty G. | We see one girl, but after all those scotches... Scotty: THERE. ARE. FOUR. GIRLS! |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty: ''You are aware of the fact that a correlation between an excessive use of the tanning bed and skin cancer has been known since the 20th century, right?'' |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty's newest Invention: The expendable crewmember vending machine! |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty's newest prank: Beaming Captain Kirk's ''conquests'' directly out of his bed! |
| PHRobertson | It takes a real sociopath to drown a woman, then casually check the windowsill for dust. |
| Nerd907 | Star Trek: Voyeurism |
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