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nerd86 The Enterprise crew goes to Hawaii barely nudged out the Enterprise crew meets Lucille Ball for the 'wacky sitcom like episode' for the season. Though I would've liked to hear a "Hoshi! You got some splainin' to do!" from Archer...

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Miss Marple Humans, unlike Vulcans, cannot contain themselves after "relaxation technique sessions"
nerd86 I'm sorry I can't hear you over my shirt.
Miss Marple "Its not Xindi unless I SAY it's Xindi"
After realizing being cancelled was inevitable, Trip turned to "product endorsement" to cope with finances .
nerd86 Archer: Trip I need you to change your shirt.
Trip: Why, it's casual day isn't it?
Archer: It's not about the dress code. I've been getting calls from the Klingons that they can hear your shirt through the vacuum of space, it's so loud.
Trip: Oh, ahha ahha ahha. Very funny.
Legion And why do the Borg want to assimilate humans again?
Chromedome Outside, I'm smiling. Inside, I'm dying.
Frankie Chestnuts "I'm so ronery,
So ronery,
So ronery and sadry arone.
There's no one,
Just me onry,
Sitting on my rittle -AAAKKK"
*Thump*
Frankie Chestnuts Twoflower..... IN SPAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Trip became immediately famous during the "Dress up as your Favorite Terry Pratchett Character Night" with his Twoflower costume.
Unfortunately, Trip hadn't realized it was "Dress up as your Favorite Terry Pratchett Character Night".
Miss Marple Wait ... Santorum means WHAT?!?!?!
nerd86 Sometimes mental illness is subtle and hard to detect... sometimes.
Miss Marple No, I'm not just making a fashion statement, why do you ask?
(Star Trek nerds are often totally oblivious to incidentals like season, external temperatures, spouse's embarrassment, etc.)
Miss Marple Star Trek nerds are often totally oblivious to incidentals like season, external temperatures, spouse's embarrassment, etc.
Solution: Find a lady who hangs on your EVERY Star Trek quote, move out of the basement & marry her!
(It's easy to weed out the ladies who don't.)
mwhittington This poster made it clear that Starfleet was indeed an Equal Opportunity Employer. They'll hire almost anyone.
Miss Marple His deepest regret was ignoring his mother's warning about not doing something and his face would wind up looking like this permanently.
If only he could remember what it was...
Frankie Chestnuts Trip doesn't actually have to be very sexy at all to be TO sexy for THIS shirt.
sargon haha yes they have the pina colada
DBB Archer: Trip, you're taking casual Fridays too far.
Trip: It's just a tropical shirt.
Archer: It's not the shirt. It's that you're not wearing pants.
Trip: Oh, that.
Gubrush "What? No one's watching this series anyway."
Jonesy Everyone promised that the shirt didn't make him look gay. But when he went down to Risa...
Legion The Kobayashi Maru of all outfits.
Chromedome The adaptive camouflage function in the new uniforms still had a few issues to overcome.
Miss Marple Before the development of synthehol there was alcohol...
Miss Marple Mele Kalikimaka!
(It's the thing to say on a bright, Hawaiian Christmas day!)

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