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Caption Competition

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10 Jul 2011

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Frankie Chestnuts Here's one of the results of a transporter accident involving Riker and Geordi. The other guy looks like Geordi, but is a pompous dick.

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Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Eight... nine... TEN! READY OR NOT... HERE I COME."
Data: "Data to Comander Riker... If you are looking for us... we are in Engineering."
Troi, Crusher, Worf, Wesley, Geordi, Gainan and Picard: "DATA!"
McFortner Yes, I see you are anatomically correct. Now put your clothes back on Data, that's an ORDER!
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "That's got to be the saddest thing I've ever heard."
Troi: "Oh, that's nothing... One time I caught my mother in bed with Mr. Homn."
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "If I can't see him... He doesn't exist. If I can't see him... He doesn't exist."
Picard "Commander... I am right here."
Frankie Chestnuts Riker (sobbing): "I hate it so much when they call me 'Number Two', *sniff*."
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see Riker summoning his "Inner Smug".
nerd86 Riker: Captain, why are you in yellow?
Picard: We're reinstating the red shirt goes first policy.
Riker: Oh, so when do I get my yellow uniform?
Picard:...
Riker: Oh... oh god no. Not like this.
nerd86 Seeing Lwaxanna Troi naked has been known to cause temporary blindness in most victims.
nerd86 When a human woman becomes pregnant her abdomen distends to accommodate the fetus.
When a Betazoid becomes pregnant his abdomen distends to accommodate the fetus.
Riker was more than a little surprised when he found out he was going to be a mother.
ZebulaNebula Troi (Offscreen): What's wrong, Will?
Riker: It seems that what happens on Risa comes back fifteen years later, calling you "Dad".
Bird of Prey Riker: 'My eyes! My eyes! Note to self: If you ever again get an invitation for a Betazoid wedding, remember that all the guests over 50 are naked there too.'
DBB Riker: One! Two! *mumble, mumble* Nine!
Picard: *from behind warp core* You better not be cheating, Number One.
Riker: Fine. One...
DBB LaForge: Well, Wesley put the entire ship and crew into danger, but he did come through in the end and save us all.
Riker: *sigh*
LaForge: What, commander?
Riker: It's just... I hope this doesn't happen a lot over the next few years.
DBB Yar: Oh! I'm so sorry, commander! I didn't mean to do that!
Riker: Why would you be carrying mace?!
DBB Riker: No, Data. It's like this. Watch.
Data: I have been unable to master what you humans call 'the facepalm.' I shall try once more. *slaps face. hard* I believe I have damaged myself.
Riker: *facepalms*
Frankie Chrstnuts Don Riker: "I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way." *Sniff* "Look how they massacred my boy..."
Bird of Prey Riker: 'Note to self: Rubbing Tabasco sauce into your eyes is a very bad idea.'
jg In what will probably be another round of the same winners and honorable mentions in the caption contest, Riker starting to feel like he should just give up.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker always feels this way when his "Junior Officer" doesn't perform his duties.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker was always ashamed when his "Junior Officer" came out of his "quarters" during staff meetings.
Frankie Chestnuts Guinan: "...and you'll continue doing the series for six more years, they'll be four feature films, you'll dabble in writing and directing, and you'll have to attend 47,326 conventions."
Riker: "Please stop."
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "I don't think I'll EVER pass the Captain's Exam..."
Picard: "You're doing fine, Will. It's just this one thing... Now watch me stand again... and pay close attention to the way I adjust my uniform."
mckinneyc Riker - "Why do I bother? We all know Frankie Chesnuts or nerd86 will win"
Brian Johnathen Frankes' inital reaction to the proposed series finale for Enterprise

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