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Mr. President 'Well, at least I'm not massaging Neelix's [THE REST OF THIS CAPTION HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE INTERNET IN THE NAME OF GOOD TASTE, DECENCY, PROPRIETY AND BEING ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.]'

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Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: 'God, I LOVE fan fiction.'
Holosuite Simulation: 'God, I HATE fan fiction.'
Frankie Chestnuts Holosuite Simulation: 'I'm not getting paid enough for this job...'
Frankie Chestnuts Female: 'You just hang on and I'll get these ugly pustules drained.'
Neelix: 'Pustules?'
Frankie Chestnuts Actress to self: 'Jeez... I better be getting paid more than scale for this.'
Frankie Chestnuts When tanning booths go bad...
Frankie Chestnuts Just how can the hands of a species be so lovely, and their feet be so horrible?
Frankie Chestnuts Ethan Phillips: 'What I can't figure out is why they make me wear these prosthetic feet even when they aren't in the scene.'
DBB Ethan Phillips's secret shame: those aren't props.
Mr. President 'Podiatrist? You don't need a podiatrist, Neelix, you need an exorcist.'
Bird of Prey For some reason, foot fetishism doesn't exist at all in Talaxian society.
Frankie Chestnuts Talaxian + Oomox = ToeMox
Frankie Chestnuts The worst part of this picture... We can all tell immediately that the feet belong to Neelix.
Frankie Chestnuts During the picnic, the young couple broke the traditional Talaxian Foot Bread.
Foxbat The real reason Kes stopped 'putting out'...
tlbs101 I think it's too late for tough actin' Tinactin.
tlbs101 Give your fungus the ax, with tough axin' Talaxin
Frankie Chestnuts Masseuse: 'Happy Ending?! You want a HAPPY ENDING? Starting like this, it could NEVER end happily.'
Frankie Chestnuts How could feet so horrible be attached to someone so... Wait a minute... I guess he's pretty ugly. Never mind.
Frankie Chestnuts Female: 'Dear God! What did you walk in?'
Neelix: 'Nothing... Why do you ask?'
Ktasay After escaping Mordor, Frodo came down with a mysterious rash - which burned off his hair and spread to others on contact.
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: 'Dear God! This is infected!'
Neelix: 'Infected?'
Doctor: 'Yes! It must be painful!'
Neelix: 'Painful?'
Doctor: 'Yes! Your feet are infected and they must be painful!'
Neelix: 'Feet?'
tlbs101 This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none....
Wait, did this little piggy return from the market already???

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