| Name |
Caption |
| Bryan Moore |
Unaware of the irony that the statement will one day hold, William Shatner makes a cutting remark at someone else's hairpiece! |
| JT |
23rd Century Dentistry |
| suxxxxxx |
Woman:"You call that a knife, Kirk? THIS IS A KNIFE!" |
| Zeke Thorne |
And she piled upon the Captain's hairy chest, a sum of all the rage and hate felt by her entire gender. If her chest had been a cannon, she would have shot her heart upon him. |
| DBB |
"Who put the dye in my shampoo?! TELL ME!!!" |
| Griddles |
In the 23rd century, hatstands became very popular weapons |
| Adol |
Kirk realises the dangers of over-protected sex |
| Kevin P. |
I told you already, I DON'T have a smaller crochet-hook. Now hold still or I'll never get this collar finished. |
| Kevin P. |
I know there are No Holds Barred in the Ultimate Fighting Championship Steel Cage Match, but I'm fairly certain the whale harpoon is illegal. |
| Sean D |
Kirk- "I thought the lynx effect was supposed to be good!" |
| BigBen |
Repeat after me : I will NOT star on Enterprise ! |
| Kilberdi |
ME WANT SNU SNU!!! |
| Silent Bob |
Kirk : For once, it's *me* who is feeling a pr**k in my throat... |
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