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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Star Trek Enterprise: A show so bad, even the villians of the week were relieved when it was cancelled. |
| Name | Caption |
| Gordon Frohman | We look up to the Heavens where the Great Bird of the Galaxy watches over all...and the eternal damnation of the Enterprise Directors...what a view... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The waiting line at the local tattoo/piercing parlor. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Rignt (to self): 'My God! What an ugly guy! Do you see those face ridges! I mean, they're just hideous!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Left: 'But soft! What light...' Alien on Right (whispering): '...through yonder…' Alien on Left: '…through yonder window breaks? It…' Alien on Right (whispering): 'It is the east…' Alien on Left: 'It is the east and…' Alien on Right (whispering): 'Juliet is the sun.' Alien on Left: 'and Juliet is the sun. ' Alien on Right: 'CHRIST!! How about I play Romeo and this clown plays Montague.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reavers.... IN SPAAACE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Even gay ALIENS love Liza Minnelli. |
| nerd86 | Alien 1: What is it? Alien 2: I don't know, but it's breathtaking. Kirk: Take a picture it'll last longer. |
| Mr. President | Alien on left: 'Yes, it's very impressive, captain, but I'm still not exactly sure why you need to show us how high your dog can pee.' |
| Mr. President | Archer: 'Okay, well, I think that pretty well covers it for the practical demonstration of our toilet facilities. Any questions?' Aliens: '...' |
| DBB | Alien on left: We will gladly lay down our lives for the cause. Alien on right: What's going on? I wasn't really paying attention. |
| Mr. President | If Londo Mollari and G'Kar had been characters in Star Trek. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Left: 'We'd like to talk to you about Scientology.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Left: 'Are you familiar with the watchtower?' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Left: 'Things could be worse... We could have the Phage.' Alien on Right: '...I actually think the Phage might HELP you.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reavers.... IN SPAAACE! Wait a minute... Reavers ARE in space. |
| Bird of Prey | Right Alien: 'Are we feeling patriotic today?' Left Alien: 'No! Heart attack!' |
| EMH_MkI | This is what happens to all species when Kirk is shirtless. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on Left: 'One day, lad, all this will be yours.' Alien on Right: 'What, the curtains'? |
| PegasusJF | Actually, the one on the left just suffered a heart attack.... |
| jg | Alien on right: It's beautiful. I have heard rumors about it, but nothing can compare to the actual thing. Alien on left: I know. Whoever put the hidden camera in Seven of Nine's sonic shower should be given a medal. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Taking advantages of continuing advances in plastic surgical techniques, Cher continued to remained popular. |
| Mr. President | The audience for 'Enterprise Has Got Talent' was small but loyal. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The latest participants on 'Queer Eye for the Alien Guy' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien on left: 'Look! She's come out of retirement!' Alien on right: 'Is that REALLY her?' Both: 'CELINE DION!!' |
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