Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	T'Pol: "What I would like to know is why I need to strip down to my underwear for decontamination, and you can remain in your regular clothes." Phlox: "Well, the thing is... I am the doctor... I make the rules."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Mikey	"Of course there's a medical reason why I lowered the temperature!"
nerd86	Please god tell that is your knee touching my back.
TS	T'Pol: "Doctor, this room certainly is big enough for the both of us. You don't need to be right up my ass."
Frankie Chestnuts	Phlox: "Well Sub-Commander... How would you like me to take you "pon-far" away from all this?" T'Pol: "Come any closer and I'll rip those ridges off your face."
DBB	"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." "What?" "Nothing."
Skipbear	T'Pol had no idea that the Valcan Death-Fart's effect on a Denobulans is an erection lasting more than four hours.
Frankie Chestnuts	Phlox: "I like the Wizard of Oz." T'Pol: "If he only had a brain."
Mikey	"Trust me... I'm a doctor."
Mikey	"You misunderstand Denobulans, sub-commander. I was hoping you could put in a good word for me with that gorgeous beagle of the captain's.""
Ktasay	As the only two aliens on the ship, Phlox tried to convince T'pol that it was their duty to reproduce.
Frankie Chestnuts	T'Pol: "Doctor, you are looking exceptionally creepy today." Phlox: "Why thank you Sub-Commander."
Frankie Chestnuts	Phlox: "You do realize that I can fix that excessive sweating?" T'Pol: "You do realize that I can fix that creepy smirk of yours."
nerd86	Phlox: Mmmm, you smell like bacon. T'Pol: I had some for breakfast. *sniff* You smell like a dog. Phlox: I had some for breakfast.
TS	Sexual harassment...IN SPAAACE!!
TS	Phlox: "You know, I don't always need a scanner to make a diagnosis..." T'Pol: "Yes, but you do need a better reason for staring at my breasts."
TS	Lawsuits against physicians are still an ongoing problem in the 22nd Century...and for good reason...
drow	T'pol: "Doctor Phlox, kindly watch where you put your leg." Phlox: "That's NOT my LEG."
Bird of Prey	Phlox: "I have a nice view from here!" T'Pol: "What are you talking about? This room has no windows."
Steamrunner92	Phlox seemed a little too eager to try a more "hands-on" approach to patient treatment...
Frankie Chestnuts	Phlox: "From this angle, I can see all the way to Mount Seleya."
DBB	Relax. In the early 21st century, this was part of the security screening at many airports.
DBB	T'pol: "Bathroom facilities would have been a good addition to the decon room." Phlox: "I've been using the bench here." T'pol: *leans away"
Mr. President	Phlox: "Guess where I've put the mistletoe."
Mr. President	T'Pol: "Can you stop digging your knee into my back, please." Phlox: "That is not my knee." T'Pol: "..." Phlox: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, commander."

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