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| Name | Caption |
| Mikey | "... and what's worse is I expect a complete rehash of all of last week's jokes." |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Finally, after almost 500 years of searching, Dr. Kimble realizes he IS the One- Armed Man. |
| trekkie | I'm a Doctor, not a patient, Mr. Paris, give me a hand here |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: ♪ "I... ain't got no body..." ♪ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "Please state the nature of the... All right, who's the wise guy?" |
| MordosHawk | Can you give me a hand? |
| MordosHawk | I think I have picked a name. Stumpy. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "Well isn't that just a bitch! That was my arm with the mobile emitter." |
| Guybrush | Paris: "Get a grip, Doctor. Get it? Get a grip?" Doctor: "Go to hell." |
| Foxbat | "...but I seem to be holding a starship in an alternate instance of time and space..." |
| Leathco | Mr. Tuvok, when the captain specified that all occupants be disarmed before entering sickbay, I am quite certain this is NOT what she had in mind! |
| nerd86 | I've got good news and I've got bad news. Give me the good news first. You're a hologram, we can turn you off and back on and you'll be fixed faster than a desktop. What's the bad news then? We don't really like you enough to turn you back on... |
| DBB | Director: All right, Picardo. Let's get this filmed before lunch so we can all - God! What happened to your arm? Robert: I only have one arm in this scene. Director: What? You character loses his arm in the scene. What did you do to yourself? Robert: I thought if I actually had only one arm, I could believably play a character with one arm. Director: So you took your arm off? Robert: Yes. To be believable. Director: You play a fake person on a starship stranded on the other side of the galaxy. In the future. You're concerned about believability now? |
| The Geek | (voiceover): "This week on 'Star Trek: Voyager', we ask the question, 'what is the sound of a one- armed hologram clapping?'" |
| The Geek | Naomi Wildman: "You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out..." Doctor: "Oh, shut up." |
| The Geek | "Very funny, Tom. Now I want my arm and my testicles back where they belong!" |
| lexxonnet | Doctor: Computer, activate the emergency emergency medical hologram repair hologram. |
| tlbs101 | Doc, you are supposed to CHARGE an arm and a leg, not the other way around. |
| Foxbat | Naturally, the doctor will sign the armistice. |
| Foxbat | Well, at least I now have a bit more 'elbow' room here in sickbay... |
| Mark | And the Doctor was suddenly without a sex life. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "So I have this problem. And I thought the only way to solve the problem is to eliminate the temptation." Harry: "Have you been getting into my 'Risa Slave Girl Self-Gratification Holoprogram' again?" Doctor: "Wellll..." |
| mwhittington | This is why you don't give a prostate exam to Chuck Norris. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Doctor never looked forward to the Invisible Man's annual rectal exam. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: "All right, I see your point. Maybe I shouldn't have done that." |
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