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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | TSA Agent: "HEY, YOU TWO! You can't do that in the full-body scanner! Now move along and get to your gate." |
| Name | Caption |
| ZebulaNebula | "I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much) I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains" |
| ZebulaNebula | Harry(offscreen): Hey, you two ... you aren't a very good window ... Tom: OK ... let me fix that ... |
| tlbs101 | Zombies... IN SPAAAAACE!! |
| drow | "Nope, you still look fat." "Fine, I'm removing my muscles." |
| DBB | Doctor: Would you two like to see my new portable x-ray machine? Paris/Torres: No. Doctor: Here, I'll just show you. Now stand still. *FWASH!!* Doctor: See, I was able to capture an x-ray image of you underneath your skin. You're both sterile now, by the way. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | B'Lanna: "Yoo-Hoo! Give us a kiss!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "WOW!! These X-Ray Specs really work!! I'm going to order some Sea-Monkeys!" |
| Kent | Wanna bone? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "Please state the nature of your medi... JESUS H. TAP DANCING CHRIST!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: My diagnosis is that he has a bad case of "lovin' you". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | A kiss so searing, it actually melted both their faces off. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "I told you of we did IT before we were married we would burn in hell." |
| Captain Reynolds | Zombie Paris (groaning): Seeeeeex! Seeeeeeeeex! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "OK, so the reactor core wasn't the best place to do this..." |
| Bird of Prey | After having dozens of casualties during it's journey through the Delta Quadrant, Voyager arrived back home with only a skeleton crew. |
| The Geek | In the Matrix, sex is a hell of a lot grosser. |
| The Geek | Blu-Ray porn: Finally, NOTHING is left to the imagination. |
| drow | "We'll just increase the X-ray field a little... TOO FAR, TOO FAR!" |
| ZebulaNebula | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone. |
| ZebulaNebula | Tuvok (offscreen): Excuse me ... I apologize ... Neelix's ten-bean stew was more ... potent than I expected. |
| tlbs101 | "Transparent Love", by the Qomarian artist, ▲Ð|∩5F|SOΘ |
| PegasusJF | Despite the horrible price they paid saving Voyager from that last warp core breach, Tom and Belanna made the effort to carry on as husband and wife. |
| Merat | These new airport screening machines are getting out of hand! |
| N'tran DS 12 | X-rayed not X rated. |
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