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Frankie Chestnuts Lwaxana: "...Daughter of Fifth House, holder of the sacred chalice of Rixx, heir to the holy rings of Betazed, and get you hand off my ass doctor."

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Mikey Pimpin' ain't easy...
Mikey "Of course she looks upset... she owns a mirror, you know."
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "God, I hate fan fiction"
Frankie Chestnuts While Victoria's Secret had designs well into the 24th century, the mystique of their models faded somewhat.
nerd86 Pictured: The fruitiest looking character in Star Trek history... and Lwaxanna Troi.
nerd86 Please, for the love of god, don't let a transporter accident fuse these two!
Jonesy "And to top off our gay pride festivities here on DS9 is our Lwaxana Troi drag lookalike contest! Our first contenstant....."
igr56uk Unknown to them Odo transformed himself into a pair of knickers
igr56uk Either you have had breast implants or you have a couple of Ferengi poking their heads out
Pudabudigada My dear Sisko, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just hap*zap*
Broccili No caption is sufficient to explain this scene.
Bird of Prey Bashir: "Who was this bearded commander? As soon as he saw you, he turned around and run away in panic!"
Lwaxana: "Oh, this was just Will Riker. He is my son-in-law."
Bashir: "I see! Explains his odd behaviour perfectly!"
Bird of Prey Bashir: "I know, I know, the age difference! But otherwise, she is the perfect girlfriend: It is almost as if she can read my mind!"
epclarkson Dr. Bashir just had to bring back a souvenier from his visit to 'Dollywood'.
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "...and let me introduce you to my wife, Bobo the Clown."
nerd86 Lwaxanna: If only you were a couple years older and bald...
Bashir: If only you were a couple years younger and a man...
epclarkson Kirk and the crew went back in time and brought back whales.
Dr. Bashir went to Quark's bar and brought back a cougar.
Ty.G If you thank that's bad, wait till you see what she wears to the wedding...
Frankie Chestnuts Yes, Bashir is a MAC. He's functional, sleek and efficient, and he works on a different level than everyone else.
And Lwaxana is a PC. She's all about looks. She always thinks she knows what YOU'RE thinking, and she never listens.
Frankie Chestnuts Thank goodness Majel is no longer with us. She will never have to read the horrible things we are saying about her.
...
Not that she doesn't deserve all of it wearing THAT outfit!
Daanish Benjamin Sisko personal log: After the events of today defecting to cardassia looks like a goood idea
The Geek Sisko: "So what are you supposed to be, a drag queen?"
Lwaxana: "Oh, Captain, is that any way to treat him? He's still your Chief Medical Officer."
Bashier: "Yeah! Heyyy..."
Daanish Even in the 24th century there no cure for obnoxious relatives
The Geek Well into the 24th century, Lady Gaga remains tacky and annoying.

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