Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
tlbs101	Pike: A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head. HA Talosian! The illusion is on you. Yeoman Colt dyes her hair.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Pike: "Well, the big brunette is a nice choice, and the red head's a little ball of fire. Talosians: "And the blond?" Pike: "You wouldn't want her. She looks good on the outside, but she's got quite a few miles on her."
Frankie Chestnuts	To her horror, Vina realized that she and the Talosian were wearing the same designer.
Sir Joseph Bazooka	Talosian: "Your name will also go in the book, what is it ?". Number 1: "Don't tell him Pike"
Foxbat	Pike: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Talosian: What? Pike: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Foxbat	Kirk Seduction Maneuver: Strike Talosian in head and pop head. Allow Talosian to rip shirt while in his death throes. Start with the tall one, ravage the mid size, and have a little desert with the skirt.
Fuzzy	And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Mr. President	"Stay completely still. Its vision is based on movement..."
Mr. President	Pike: "You still think human women have it bad, Number One? This poor creature is pregnant in its HEAD!"
tlbs101	Talosian: Please make your choice, captain. Pike: Beeeeeeeep
Guybrush	Pike: That's the second largest brain tumor I've ever seen!
The Geek	Talosian: "Does this robe make my butt look big?" Pike: "Well, maybe not your butt..."
Will Deker	I didn't know Ray Liotta played Christopher Pike...
tlbs101	Captain Pike, his libido caged.
Frankie Chestnuts	An Amazon, a starship captain, a bimbo, a hooker and one of those aliens from "MARS ATTACKS!" walk into a bar...
Frankie Chestnuts	Talosian: "Stop it guys. Stop staring! Guys!! STOP IT! That's really uncomfortable! GUYS!! STOP STARING!!"
The Geek	Though oblivious to the coincidence, these five have just pantomimed a ratings chart for "Star Trek: Enterprise".
Captain Redbeard	On the planet Talos, TV watches you!
The Geek	Pike: "So that's it?" Talosian: "Yes." Number One: "So the Answer to Life, the Universe..." Pike: "... and Everything..." Number One: "... is 42." Talosian: "I thought about very carefully." Pike: "We're going to get lynched, aren't we?"
nerd86	Pike: You monster! Let us out of here! Talosian: We will, after the mating is complete. Pike: The mating? Talosian: Yes. I'm afraid we require you to impregnate every woman on this planet, starting with these four. Pike: Well, I could stay a bit longer... Number one: Captain! Pike: Always willing to help out, civic duty, the greater good, and what not.
Merat	By now Kirk would have seduced both the blond and the redhead, kicked the alien in the head, and taught everyone the true meaning of personal responsibility.
nerd86	One of these women is real, one is a figment of your imagination, and the other is a man. Choose wisely.
Frankie Chestnuts	Crossover Movie Idea: "Amazon Women from Mars Attacks!"
tlbs101	Menage a cinq
The Geek	Talosian: "...and you, Captain Pike, shall lose the abilty to walk in the very near future." Number One: "Hah! Loser!" Talosian: "You, Number One, shall not even make it past the pilot episode." Number One: "Aw, dammit..."

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