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| Name | Caption |
| drow | The Vulcan Butt Pinch. Surprising the hell out of humans since 2200. |
| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Blalock: "Mr. Trineer? Mr. Berman and Mr. Braga would like a word with you in their private office." |
| drow | T'pol: "Mr. Tucker, welcome to the far future." Trip: "I thought the Vulcan Science Thingy said time travel was impossible?" T'pol: "We exaggerated." Trip: "And what's with all the lens flares?" T'pol: "That is what we are here to discover." |
| Bird of Prey | Trip: "What happens if we screw up this dangerous mission?" T'Pol: "Red blood will flow." Trip: "Don't you mean red AND green blood?" T'Pol: "No." |
| Will Deker | Hot Vulcan ushers...IN SPAAACE! |
| Jonesy | "Give me green tea. Or this human gets it." |
| OlderThanTOS | T'Pol: It puts the lotion on its skin! Trip: Ya' know, when you suggested we play Vulcan Slave, I had something different in mind... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "T'Pol, is that a gun in your hand or are you happy to see me?" T'Pol: "I was going to ask you the same question." |
| Merat | The Vulcan Ass-Grab. Not as well known as the neck pinch, but just as effective. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Three boobs walk into a bar... |
| drow | T'Pol: "Nobody moves, or blondie here gets a face full of phaser!" Archer (off-screen): "... Okay, shoot him." |
| drow | Trip: "So, are you going to stun me with your phaser?" T'pol: "No, I shall use the Vulcan Butt Pinch instead." Trip: "Oh..." *thud* |
| drow | T'pol: "My human has crashed again, for the fifth time this week, and his registry is corrupted. I demand a refund." |
| drow | T'pol: "Now tell the Vulcan High Command what you did to get me pregnant." Trip: "I, uh..." |
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: *whisper, whisper* Trip: "Now? Here?? Are you out of your Vulcan mind??" T'Pol: "No, just kinky." |
| The Geek | BEEP- "Hello, you have reached Trip Tucker. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as possible." BEEP |
| Will Deker | And NOW for the paddling of the swollen ass...WITH PADDLES! |
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: "Take me to your leader, Earth-man!" Trip: "The point of erotic role plays is to be someone DIFFERENT than in real life!" |
| Steamrunner92 | Trip: "Dear God.. THAT'S how they plan on ending the series?!" T'Pol: "Which is why we must stop them now..." |
| Bird of Prey | Trip: "Really?? You went first place in last year's 'Alpha Quadrant's Next Top Model'-season?" T'Pol: "Because of my three very helpful 'talents'." Trip: "Ooh, I underst- what, THREE??" T'Pol: "The third one was my good aim with a phase pistol." |
| nerd86 | Trip: Slowly succumbing to gay beam... quick show me your boobs, it's the only way! T'Pol: I'm not falling for the same trick a seventh time. |
| Mr. President | Here we see a 22nd Century James Bond with his nemesis's newest and deadliest henchwoman: Boob Job. |
| drow | Trip: "I love you, honeybunny!" T'Pol: "I love you more, snugglebum!" Trip: "No, I love YOU more, jigglesnuzzle!" T'Pol: "Okay, but Daddy still says you have to fight a wild sehlat before you can date me. Get in there, coochiebutton." |
| Captain Redbeard | Wait, T'pol! Wait... wait... Okay, now pull my finger. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Minister (off screen): "Charles Tucker, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Trip: "Does it look like I have a choice?" |
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