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nerd86 You know, when Scotty gets drunk he just wears the lampshade on his head. O'Brien and Bashir, however, prefer the bulb.

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Silent Bob New years day never gets any easier in the 23rd century.
Frankie Chestnuts The crowd reaction from an early screening of "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier".
nerd86 Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
nerd86 Ah, the new Lady Gaga music video I see.
Sokratis It's over 9000!!!
Broccili Offscreen cast member: "Jonas brothers?"
Julian and Miles: "Miley Cyrus."
Guybrush Scanners meets Star Trek.
timblewee Whilst at CES 2374 Bashir and O'Brien tried a demo of iTunes 300, unfortunately it was playing Lady Gaga directly into their cerebral cortex.
jg Thanks to JJ Abrams, lens flares starting popping up in the most inopportune times.
The Geek After listening to Celine Dion for 8 straight hours, Bashier and O' Brien try an emergency soul- ejection.
Frankie Chestnuts Ship-Wide PA: ♫ "...Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket Man..." ♫
Frankie Chestnuts O'Brien: "What did Quark call that again?"
Bashir: "A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster."
O'Brien: "Let's go get another."
Ktasay Star Trek XV: The Organians get violent!
Mr. President Try the NEW Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - hangovers now visible from orbit!
Frankie Chestnuts "...the bells. THE BELLS..."
drow "AHHH!!! THE LENS FLARE IS BURNING MY BRAIN!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Excedrin Headaches.... IN SPAAACE!
Sondak Oh no! Graham Kennedy started the Christmas music again! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!
Bird of Prey What you get if you cross fireflies with head lice!
Mr Splock Julian: "Miles!!"
Miles: "Kilometres!!"
The Geek AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!! MACARENA!!!!!
Captian FRAG O'Brian: ARG!!! Romulan Ale should be outlawed, the hang overs are killer!
N'tran DS 12 head lights
nerd86 By the 24th century humans have computers implanted into their brains. Unfortunately Microsoft is still writing the operating systems...

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