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The Geek Little did she know that Ferengi ear mites are one of the most prolific STD's in the quadrant.
The Geek Odo goes to extreme measures to spy on Quark. The worst part? This is the best Oo- mox Quark has ever had!
The Geek Quark: "So I asked him, 'What happened here?' he told me all about how he was a little teapot. Then I asked him about the lid. He told me it was a nipple... and... well... I haven't slept right in weeks."
nerd86 Quark: Giggity! Giggity!
nerd86 What happens on Risa stays on Risa.
nerd86 You know what they say about guys with big ears...
HUGE cotton swabs.
Frankie Chestnuts It is interesting to note that Ferengi look relatively normal until they go through the "Age of Ascension Face Stretching Ceremony".
McFortner Bow-chicka-bow-bow!
Frankie Chestnuts Prior to moving to DS9 and opening a bar, Quark was a star in Ferengi porno holo-programs under the pseudonym "Ooh-MaXXX".
Cyrus Ramsay Any more intense and she'll rip my head off. But what a way to go!
Cyrus Ramsay Not all symbiosis works as neatly as the Trills' does.
Foxbat Oo-max addiction starts innocently enough...
Foxbat The Ceti Eel quivered in anticipation of its next host...
Tiberius Most people think the Ferengi like Oo-Mox because they have big ears. But this is not true. They have big ears because they like Oo-mox...
Cailus Is she...is she...is she actually...SMILING!?
tlbs101 And after this my dear Quark, some ear-leaf salad.
nerd86 The ear fetishists of Regula V are the only species to get 'favorable trade terms' from the Ferengi.
nerd86 Woman: We're just four score blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of seventeen and nineteen and a half, and we all do so love a man with big... ears.
Quark: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
nerd86 Eww... what is she staring at? And why does she have such a big smile?
Frankie Chestnuts Woman: "My lobes to your lobes..."
The Geek Perhaps not surprisingly, Quark is smiling because he just saved a bunch of latinum on his shuttlepod insurance by switching to Geico.
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "You know, from this angle, it does look like there are five lights."
McFortner Quark: You know that what you're doing is still illegal in Mississippi and Alabama?
tlbs101 Quark, his oooooo; maxed.

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