Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. President	"It is...it is green."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
startrek10	Yes we have finally found the essence of the force!
TS	"Cool! Now they make Kool-Aid that glows in the dark!"
Foxbat	These scientists have found a way to turn urine into latinum...
nerd86	With Kirk's Mojo we will be unstoppable!!!
nerd86	Meh... still better than watching "The Final Frontier".
nerd86	For Humans... a jar of green slime. For Aliens... must see tv.
The Geek	So is this the thing that can satiate desires both subtile and gross, or the thing to instill terrors as to freeze your soul?
drow	"Look into this isomagnetic resonance chamber of anti-polarized chronoton particles... when I count to three, you will be hypnotized." "You had me at 'anti-polarized'."
drow	One Alien, Two Alien, Red Alien, Blue Alien Alien with Thing, Thing of Green, Green Thing Scene, B'elanna is Mean
drow	One isomagnetic isolation cannister, 20 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Fifteen kilounits of Thalaron-Omega particles in vapor suspension, 50 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Telling them that it's "coffee", making this the best Delta-quadrant practical joke EVER... priceless.
Premonition_45	Suddenly, the DITL servers crashed from an overload of "It is green" jokes.
Frankie Chestnuts	Patient: "Here's my sample. What do you think?" Doctor: "I think we start you on antibiotics immediately. "
Frankie Chestnuts	Odo (off-screen): *sniff* "I always cry at these alien wedding services."
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien: "This is a rare earth delicacy. It's called Jello."
Mr. President	PERCY: "I've done it, my Lord! I've discovered how to turn things into gold! Pure gold!" BLACKADDER: "You have? Show me!" PERCY: "Behold!" BLACKADDER: "Percy...it's green." PERCY: "Yes, my Lord!" BLACKADDER: "Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the color of gold...is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some...Green." PERCY: "Oh, Edmund...can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?" BLACKADDER: "Yes indeed, Percy, except that it's not really a nugget but more of a splat." PERCY: "Yes, my Lord. A splat today, but tomorrow, who knows, or dares to dream..."
Foxbat	THIS is the dowry your father offers for your hand in marriage? I think I'll pass.
Jonesy	"We've finally done it. We've created....SEA MONKEYS!"
OlderThanTOS	"Can you believe some primitive cultures simply throw their mucus away?"
The Geek	"Nope, no ratings in here, either..."
drow	"My god, it's full of SARS..." "I told you we should have grabbed the one labeled 'Swine Flu'"
ncc1701bulldog	"Well you asked him to provide a sperm sample."
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien 1: "What did you say this was?" Alien 2: "Phlegm." Alien 1: "Phlegm? Where did it come from?" Alien 2: "A Tosk with flu-like symptoms." Alien 1: "Eeeeww!"
TS	"Are you sure this container is radiation proof?"
The Geek	"What do you suppose it is?" "I think it's called a 'plot device'." "Egad! I've heard about these things! Beam it into space!"

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