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Frankie Chestnuts Let's run through this again.... I took three peyote mushrooms, enter my Vision Quest, my Spirit Guide is a rabid weasel, and I wake up like this... Where did I go wrong?

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Silent Bob Chakotay went a little overboard with his parting.
stitch626 The Doctor's male pattern baldness strikes again!
Acid No Matter how hard Chakotay tried; he just couldn't be as cool as Mr T
Mr. President "Oh, god, no! Shatner's disease!"
pulpytine The Chakohawk
Bird of Prey Chakotay: "I am balding - this must mean that I will be promoted to Captain very soon!"
ktasay Quark swore that "Nair" was the Ferengii word for hair gel!
Frankie Chestnut Here we have the old "Let's get a huge facial tattoo and maybe no one will notice my receding hairline" ploy.
nerd86 *whistling* I'll just put the finishes on my Conan O'Brian inspired pompadour and- what the hell is this!
nerd86 Obligatory reference of an overused running gag... IN SPAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: Mohawk??!!
Chakotay: No, Cherokee.
Admiral ED Damn... that phaser shot was a close call
Lazar B'Elanna, Seven and the Doctor spend 500 manhours creating a new invention, and all they can come up with is a hair cloaking device?
AJ Hey Beltran, you have to push your hairpiece a little more to the left. Your left!
BC1 Well...that certainly wasn't a comb!
Captain 8472 "That is the last time I get drunk at one of Tom's parties."
22145 CHAKOTAY: wow, i have sex inside the warp core once, and all my hair falls off... go figure.
TS Apparently the "Rogaine for Men" Chakotay bought from a Talaxian trader had a slightly different effect than Federation Standard Issue Rogaine.
Bird of Prey After years of leola root consumption Chakotay finds out that the typical Talaxian hair grow pattern isn't genetic...
Mr. President *ALARM* "Warning - you hair's structural integrity has been reduced to 60%. Rerouting auxiliary power to secondary follicles."
Mr. President Apparently no one one Star Trek noticed that a Native American scalping himself may not be the most ethnically sensitive thing to do.
Will Deker Chakotay celebrating 'Captain Picard Day'
BC1 worst. budget cut. ever.
N'tran DS 12 A slightly different "Buzz Lightyear"

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