| Name |
Caption |
| Admiral ED |
Jean-Luc Picard unemployed starship captain... another victim of the Crisis |
| Captain Nathan |
Picard enjoys his new toy, the iFedora, which has a video screen mounted on the rim. |
| Lucky Strike |
...and suddenly it occurred to him: "General Failure" was not a Starfleet officer, it was the computer telling him the ship was about to explode. |
| Tsukiyumi |
Captain Picard's dream would soon become a nightmare when he realized that yes, he WAS actually in X-Men: The Last Stand. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"There are TWO shoes!!" |
| Will Deker |
Picard, having bested Oxmix in a spirited game of Fizz-Bin, decided to take advantage of some 'down-time'. |
| jg |
THERE ARE FOUR LI...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
| D'deridex |
Typical Senior Staff Meeting on Casual Friday |
| Kevin P. |
As Patrick Stewart drifts off between takes, he imagines the young up-and-coming actors who will be cast as Picard in the eventual TNG reboot film, all of them with thick, lustrous hair... |
| mwhittington |
Picard: Why do people keep calling me Indy? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Picard, his Dix relaxed. |
| Drakey |
Captain Picard sat back and relaxed, satisfied that finally, he had won the caption competition. |
| Drakey |
Patrick Stewart is a method actor. His method consists of sleeping until he absolutely has to work. |
| Drakey |
Captain Picard knows better than to be in such an uncomfortable position when the caption competition has been known to go on for two weeks. He doesn't stand around. He settles in for the long haul. |
| Steamrunner92 |
STILL more action than Star Trek: The Motion Picture... |
| Tobias |
Riker: Holey shoe-- I mean cow! This is a nice program! |
| ThomasJBryant |
Picard begins his latest holodeck adventure: the musical, CHICAGO! |
| SteveWD |
unlike Kirk, Picard enjoyed the benefits of the M-5 computer |
| The Geek |
Jean- Luc celebrates his own "Captain Picard Day". |
| Lucky Strike |
During his Starfleet career, Picard has defeated the Ferengi, Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians and the Borg. But he never suspected that a broken chair leg was going to be his undoing... |
| Lucky Strike |
Conclusive, photographic evidence that Captain Picard is superior to Captain Kirk: running the ship is simply child's play to him. |
| Q |
Picard (Humming to himself) I'm a sooouull man! |
| Foxbat |
'If only I had some Borg to shoot with a Tommy Gun, then I'd be in heaven.' |
| jg |
Looks like The Big Goodbye has become The Big Snore. |
| jg |
Director: Patrick, that was your cue. Patrick, you with us over there. Jusr great, will someone please go wake up Mr. Stewart. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Picard: "I would advise youse to keep dialin', Oxmix." |
| nerd86 |
When they said Picard had big shoes to fill I thought they were speaking metaphorically. |
| The Geek |
"Computer, decrease hat size by 20 percent." |
| nerd86 |
Troi said she could help Picard fill the huge hole in the center of his sole. He thought he was going to get some counseling, instead she introduced him to a cobbler. |
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