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The Geek Space. The final frontier. Again. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Again. Her continuing mission to explore strange, new worlds, again; to seek out new life and new civilizations again; to boldly go where no one has gone before. Again.

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USS Aeon Kirk: "Damn, I look good"
Spock: "Apparently, the assumption that beauty is in the eye of the beholder is correct."
nerd86 Kirk: Where's McCoy.
Spock: Busy treating those who have been blinded by the bridge lighting.
Mr. President "Oh, god, Spock, now there's a light coming from your ear as well! There are lights everywhere!!"
The Geek Kirk: "Hello. My name is James Tiberius Kirk. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
drow Kirk: "And now, Nemo..."
Nero: "NERO!"
Spock: "Whatever."
FL "I feel naked without my gold uniform."
Exodore Kirk (whispering): Spock... Is it me or Sulu is looking at my butt as we speak??
Spock: Yes he is! Want me to tell him to stop??
Kirk: Naaaa... I kinda like it!
epclarkson Kirk: Remember, we're professionals. Do not try this at home under any circumstances.
Spock: Ever.
Lord David Kirk: Hehe, your dead in the next movie man!
lexxonnet Kirk to Spock: I have this weird feeling that there are a whole bunch of people writing about us behind this viewscreen.
The Geek Scotty (over comm): "Cap'n, what's goin' on up there? Cockiness and arrogance levels have just went off the scales!"
Bryan Moore "Spock, what is that 19 digit number coming across the screen?"
"That would be the lighting bill, Captain."
Anaximandros THERE ARE 40 LIGHTS!
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Who are all this people on the other side of the screen?"
Spock: "They're called Trekkies, Captain. We will have to get used to them."
UnknownCaptioneer Nero: Ah crap.
UnknownCaptioneer Captain, I believe that Star Trek is back... in Black.
Acid Spock: I belive the human response is "This is Madness" Captain
Kirk: No Spock, THIS IS ENTERPRISE!
nerd86 My god it's full of stars.
No, it's just what J.J. thinks the bridge of the new Enterprise should look like.
nerd86 Kirk: And my first order as Captain is: turn down the damn lights! It's too frikkin bright in here!
Bryan Moore "I don't know Spock, I've been staring at that picture for 3 hours and I don't see anything 3-D hidden in it."
McFortner Spock: You can not be Captain Kirk. You didn't get your shirt ripped off in the last fight....
BC1 Spock: do we HAVE to play the Beastie Boys as we go into battle?
Kirk: We've got to be "hip" to this new generation somehow!!
Cailus Kirk: I'm a PC.
Spock: And I'm a MAC.
Chekov: And I'm Vrussian!
nerd86 Latently Homoerotic sexual tension... in SPAAACE!
Jonesy Look, it's Gene Roddenberry! And he looks pissed!
N'tran DS 12 Uhura's striptease has the undivided attention of the entire bridge.
Mr. President SPOCK: "What are you looking at, Captain?"
KIRK: "The last four weeks of cinema takings."
SPOCK: "We're going to need a bigger viewscreen."
Mr. President "What do you mean this viewscreen isn't HD capable?!"
drow Kirk: "Who's winning?"
Spock: "According to sensors, Bryan Moore still holds the record."
Kirk: "Okay, now I have to hack this site. I hope Kennedy's passwords aren't any better than yours."
drow Kirk: "That makes no sense, where'd the Narada come from? Explosion at the bird motif factory?"
Spock: "I know! And get this, there's a forklift in the hanger deck. How lame is that?"
Kirk: "LOLZ."
Spock: "Wooo, look at my flippy phaser!"
third_of_trees Spock: Captain, I must advise against the overuse of treknobabble in this reality, as for some unknown reason, our "particle of the week" list has been greatly reduced.
Kirk: Hmm... Why don't we call it "Red Matter" then?
Drakey No matter how much they beat him, his hair will be perfect, for he is....
KIRK!
Mr. President PIKE (offscreen): "By the power vested in me by Starfleet Command, I hereby declare you husband and wife."
KIRK: "I still don't see why I should be the wife."
SPOCK: "Quiet, my father came all the way from Vulcan to see this."
Tiberius KIRK: I'm looking for an iPod, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: There are none, captain.
KIRK: Are there any iMacs then?
SPOCK: No, Captain.
KIRK: This isn't the Apple Store?
SPOCK: No, Captain, this is the Enterprise.
KIRK: Ah! We are aboard the iStarship iEnterprise, and we are on the iBridge!
SPOCK: *sigh*
KIRK: It's just that it's all so shiny, Mister Spock.

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