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DBB Data: "I am fully functional...and ribbed for your pleasure."

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jg Data is about to go where Wesley Crusher has never nor will ever go.
The Geek Data: "Do not call me 'Tiny'."
The Geek Yar: "Dear Penthouse..."
JTK Lt. Yar, please define "money shot".
Mikey "...and your batteries never run out? Bye-bye, Mr. Bunny!"
Lucky Strike Yar (suggestive voice): You ARE Bender, pleeeeease insert girder.
Johnnystump B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
drow Yar: "Data, I want"
Data: "Censors online."
Yar: "... ... ..."
drow Yar got her hands on the joystick seven seasons and three movies before Riker would.
drow Yar: "Data, command override priority one. Execute ponfarr.exe"
pdx Are you the Gatekeeper?
Chromedome "Is it twue what the say about andwoids? .... OH! It's twue, it's twue, it's twue!"
Dante Hello, I'm Superman's sister; Superslick.
Legion Tasha to Data: "NAKED! Now!" Rips off his clothes.
Lucky Strike Data: If you prick me, do I not leak?
Yar: I think you should focus on the reverse right now...
Demotox Tasha dresses up for the most high tech sex toy ever constructed.
Acid Tasha Yar, her Hanger doors open, Data, His Shuttle Docking
Lucky Strike Yar: Hold on, you have some microchips hanging from your nose.
Tobias Between Denise Crosby and Brent Spiner, 52 cans of hairspray was used for this scene alone.
Tobias Yar: Make love to me!
Data: At least I'm not wearing red...
Frankie Chestnuts Brent Spiner: "My God Denise! I think you're wearing more makeup than I am."
Frankie Chestnuts Tasha: "I call him my man-droid."
Frankie Chestnuts Tasha: "Where do the batteries go?"
relian121 Yar: You know you want it
Data: The borg queen was better
MetalHead Data: YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME.
Yar: ...wait, what?
MetalHead Tasha: Data, this is great! Mine is actually bigger than yours!!

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