| Name |
Caption |
| Drakey |
I'm jealous. She's got a gameboy. |
| mwhittington |
In the 22nd century, you could use Blu-Ray to whiten your teeth in high definition. |
| jg |
Ah, morning on Enterprise. Hoshi is cleaning her teeth. Elsewhere, T'pol is meditating, Archer is getting his ass kicked, and Mayweather is practicing for the day he may just get more than one line. |
| pravda |
Warning: Use of Laser Whitener can result in side effects including nausea, oral bleeding, receding gum line, weak enamel, singed nose hair, halitosis, and incontinence. Rarer but still reported side effects include whiter teeth and death. |
| Skifreak |
After his stint on Enterprise, Dr. Phlox came up with many successful new medical procedures and inventions. His "SnotLaser," however, was not one of them. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Hoshi always followed the strict orders from her dentist: Dr. Phloss. |
| Guybrush |
"Damn this ship! Even my toothbrush has annoyingly irrelevant lights on it!" |
| drow |
Only Colgate uses ionized iso-Tetryon particles to whiten teeth and freshen breath! Use Colgate for an Iso-Tet Smile! ("Iso-Tet Smile" is a registered trademark of Ferengi-Palmolive Incorporated) |
| Will Deker |
Apparently, phase pistols have a 'whiten' setting. |
| Sulu |
Having found brushing one's teeth to be ineffective around 2045, 22nd-Century woman will blast her mouth with a healthy dose of gamma radiation for 45 minutes every morning. Marvel at the wonders of the future! |
| Captain 8472 |
Hoshi attempts to communicate with the bacteria in her teeth. Negotiations for their eviction failed. |
| Nutso |
The future needs no dentists. It's truly a paradise. |
| Bodhi |
"It says here that for reliable wireless communications you can't beat Bluetooth. Well, OK let's give it a try..." |
| Mr. President |
Hoshi subscribed to the James Bond school of gadgetry: half lipstick, half phaser emitter. She could just never remember which end was which. |
| HungryHungarian |
HOSHI: "The captain said I won't get promoted until he has seen me in a different light..." |
| Mr. President |
In the future, they don't pull rotten teeth out with pliers, they beam them out one at a time. |
| ncc1701bulldog |
The crew were in dire straits when Linda Park picked up a prop from the Doctor Who set. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you clean you teeth with Laser-Dent" |
| nerd86 |
Teeth whitening... in Spaaace! |
| nerd86 |
Behold the new Colgate laser brush, burn away morning breath in seconds. (Warning do not use laser brush on eyes, ears, skin, clothing, tile, wood, metal, or teeth.) |
| RedDwarfian |
Hoshi: Hey Trip! Check out this futuristic toothbrush!
Trip: That's an electric nostril groomer.
Hoshi: *spits* |
| The Geek |
"Well, it's clear I can't try and be funny. I might as well be fairly clean." |
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