| Name |
Caption |
| OlderThanTOS |
"Rom! The Vulcan Love Slave IV program still needs some adjustment." |
| Sondak |
Some things are just common sense: Never call Pakled tech support. Never go to a Romulan barber. And never, ever hire a Klingon chiropractor. |
| Bodhi |
On the first day after Christmas my true love gave to me,
A rather violent tracheotomy... |
| Sondak |
A Klingon, a Nausicaan and a chiropractor walk into a bar... |
| N'tran DS 12 |
Spock's Brain sequel: Quark's Neck. |
| Guybrush |
"The Naussican said "Give me your wallet" and I said "Go ahead, take it from me."" |
| Schizo-Hal |
"National Health Care," you say? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"I guess I deserve it. They did say the first rule of Fight Club was not to talk about Fight Club." |
| Sondak |
Necks time on Star Trek; Deep Space 9... |
| drow |
Behold, Ferengi-stein's Monster! |
| drow |
Quark sensed it immediately -- there was another immortal on DS9. He donned his traditional Ferengi neck armor and uttered an oath to take the head of his opponent, Duncan MacLeod. Drawing his durasteel katana, he set out into the promenade... |
| Capt. Jethro |
Try as he may Quark never could master the Cardassian neck trick. |
| nerd86 |
Ferengi I-pod... with convenient necklace carrying case. |
| nerd86 |
Behold... Tom Cruise without his makeup. |
| Tsukiyumi |
" See! This proves it! I'm not spineless after all!" |
| Merat |
The Borg were much more primitive in their earlier incarnations |
| Foxbat |
Quark invests in the lucrative 'Medical Ship Chaser' branch of the legal profession. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"Did anyone catch the number of that bus?" |
| Mr. President |
Quark from Deep Space Nine says, drive safely this Christmas. |
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