| Name |
Caption |
| DaCaptain |
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| jg |
Bolian: I AM NOT A F*&^%ING SMURF! |
| RedDwarfian |
It is no coincidence that the most anal-retentive geeks who take exception to little things, like Data saying "it's," and "don't," are the first to go totally Librarian-poo on everybody. |
| RedDwarfian |
*Witty One-Liner*
*Phaser Blast*
*Wilhelm Scream* |
| Capt Fantastic |
You, cake or death? |
| Giles |
Introducing the new pump action phaser rifle. |
| Schizo-Hal |
Tell me I have a crack problem. I dare you. |
| Bryan Moore |
"Unnamed Bolian, his skin blue his eyes wide." |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"NOW, how do you like your haircut?" |
| ZebulaNebula |
Bolian: I am NOT overcompensating for anything. |
| DBB |
"If you say 'what's wrong? you're looking blue' one more time, I will put a hole clean through you. |
| SlideMan |
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?! I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP!!!! |
| Captain Worf |
Bolian: I'm only gonna say this once, Shatner. PUT THE MICROPHONE DOWN! |
| Captain Reynolds |
"Sorry it had to come to this, Mr. Abrams...but I can't let you do what you're thinking of doing to Star Trek history!" |
| Blaston Phools |
Dont worry Captain, my species are pacifist by nature.. we only kill for personal spite. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"Let me out of this freezer, or I'll shoot!" |
| Karl |
Look you can wave that phaser around till your blue in the face but it still won't get us to give Mayweather a line! |
| Blaston Phools |
One simple innocent game of paintball went to far.. |
| bigjezza |
Oh yeah who left a smurf in the transporter's pattern buffer. Very Funny. |
| jg |
When your an alterboy at a Catholic priest convention, it is best to come prepared. |
| mwhittington |
I'm sorry I called you a crackhead! I blue it - I mean I messed up! It was a lapis - I mean a lapse in judgement! I azure - I mean assure you it won't happen again! I won't teal - I mean tell anyone! I'll even cyan - I mean sign a statement! Please don't sapphire - I mean fire that phaser! |
| Skifreak |
"Blues Brothers: 2372" wasn't as popular as the producers had hoped. |
| Blaston Phools |
The Notorious BFG! (Blue..Frightened..Guy) |
| DBB |
Generic Nature Show voiceover guy: Here we see the exotic Bolian, fiercely defending his territory. This particular Bolian has chosen the Defiant transporter room as his nesting area. He has already begun urinating all over the walls. It is believed that his scent-marking attracts the females of his species while warding off the males. When the Bolian female arrives, and if she approves of the nest he has prepared for her, the two will mate. After the act, the Bolian male will leave to prepare another nest for another female.
Bolian: I'm finding this more than a little offensive. |
| Blaston Phools |
"The lieutenant freaks out and seeks refuge in his fortress of Balditude" |
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