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epclarkson Janeway must have missed the notation in Paris' Starfleet file that indicated he had a tendancy to choke under pressure.

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jg Paris: Anger Management! Why the hell do you think that I need to be in am anger management program. I'll show you that I don't need any f*#$*#& anger management program.
Steamrunner92 Paris' misinterpretation of First Contact Day.
Nagash How B&B got rid of Bujold... now they wanted to kill off Mulgrew to replace her with Angelina Jolie.
ThomasJBryant NO... MORE... BIGGUS...
Styggfaxe NOOO!!!! I can not let you try out for Eurovision Song Contest!!!!.
Magnus If someone had done this in the first episode, Voyager would be home within hours.
SenatorVreenak Tom! I don't remember the safety word!
jg When internet dates go bad.
XZB Assisted suicide....in SPAAACE
Ozymandias A take from the hilarious blooper reel of Voyager!
Schizo-Hal Ikea. Bring harmony to your home.
AdmiralED Looks like Pon'far isn't a Vulcan Only ritual
AJ "Don't make me angry Captain. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Sulu Thanks E-Harmony!
Nick C. In Janeway's ready room, no one can hear you scream... oh, wait, it's just a picture, there's no audio.
EMH_MkI Tom didn't have a phaser, but he sure wasn't happy to see the captain...
TAnthony Little did Janeway know that Paris and the alien had already switched back.
Captain Feedback "If this was in Hi-Def everyone could tell I'M NOT Q ! ! !
My Name Is Nobody Tom Paris, In The Ready Room, With His Bare Hands...I Win!
Nick C. Manual throttle control.
Dennie Hebels If it had been Kirk sitting on that couch his shirt would have been ripped to pieces by now.
EMH_MkI Paris didn't quite understand 20th century meaning of the empty threat to "rip your head off."

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