| Name | Caption | 
| jg | Paris: Anger Management! Why the hell do you think that I need to be in am anger management program. I'll show you that I don't need any f*#$*#& anger management program. | 
| Steamrunner92 | Paris' misinterpretation of First Contact Day. | 
| Nagash | How B&B got rid of Bujold... now they wanted to kill off Mulgrew to replace her with Angelina Jolie. | 
| ThomasJBryant | NO... MORE... BIGGUS... | 
| Styggfaxe | NOOO!!!! I can not let you try out for Eurovision Song Contest!!!!. | 
| Magnus | If someone had done this in the first episode, Voyager would be home within hours. | 
| SenatorVreenak | Tom! I don't remember the safety word! | 
| jg | When internet dates go bad. | 
| XZB | Assisted suicide....in SPAAACE | 
| Ozymandias | A take from the hilarious blooper reel of Voyager! | 
| Schizo-Hal | Ikea. Bring harmony to your home. | 
| AdmiralED | Looks like Pon'far isn't a Vulcan Only ritual | 
| AJ | "Don't make me angry Captain. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." | 
| Sulu | Thanks E-Harmony! | 
| Nick C. | In Janeway's ready room, no one can hear you scream... oh, wait, it's just a picture, there's no audio. | 
| EMH_MkI | Tom didn't have a phaser, but he sure wasn't happy to see the captain... | 
| TAnthony | Little did Janeway know that Paris and the alien had already switched back. | 
| Captain Feedback | "If this was in Hi-Def everyone could tell I'M NOT Q ! ! ! | 
| My Name Is Nobody | Tom Paris, In The Ready Room, With His Bare Hands...I Win! | 
| Nick C. | Manual throttle control. | 
| Dennie Hebels | If it had been Kirk sitting on that couch his shirt would have been ripped to pieces by now. | 
| EMH_MkI | Paris didn't quite understand 20th century meaning of the empty threat to "rip your head off." |