Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	Offscreen? A Catholic priest.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
anonymous	24th century darwin awards: #674393 Using a Vulcan Nerve Pinch on yourself.
Sir Joseph Bazooka	A look of terror spread across His face as he realized that His Bris was not going to be performed By Dr Beverly Crusher, as She wasn't Jewish, but by ........Dr. John Zoidberg.
AJ	"From the look in his eyes he must be watching something incredibly boring." "Yes, it is a 21 century movie called 'Sex and the City'."
The Geek	Borg nanoprobes were a little larger in the beginning than they are now.
jg	Crusher: You're in luck. We just upgraded all medical computers with the newest version of Windows. Alien: OH CRAP!
Cailus	When Will Wheaton read his script to Patrick Stewart, the results were...unexpected.
greger	If a alien screams in a caption competition, does it make a sound?
Skifreak	"I AM pushing! Now give me an epidural you bastards!"
epclarkson	Doctor: No, no, NO! I said take off the patient's specticals...SPECTICALS!
Bodhi	BROWN ALERT!
Tyrridon	Dr. Crusher's new Orgasmic Cranial Nerve Inductors seemed to work impressively well. Tissue?
Andrew W	That Alien movie was right, I can't hear him screaming.
BigMac1212	Not everybody keep their genitalia in the same place...
Niall Johnson	As a last resort, Dr. Crusher resorted to an Anal probe to diagnose the patient.
DanielB	Crusher: "You look uncomfortable - can't sleep?" Patient: "I should say not, what's this great glittering lump of metal you gave me for a pillow??"
Spock305	Doctor.. That is NOT where my prostate is...
Sir Joseph Bazooka	Dr. Crusher to Picard: " Apparently He Saw an un-shielded copy of These are the voyages, and He's been catatonic ever since, I can't wake Him".
Granitehewer	Even voyager had an Oval Office.........
UnknownCaptioneer	Standard reaction upon seeing the price of gas these days.
Lazar	Agh - I just had a nightmare involving warp 10 salamanders! Thank God it was only a dream.
Frankie Chestnuts	Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me- GALILEO, Galileo GALILEO, Galileo GALILEO, Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o!
Captain 8472	"The stone is passing! THE STONE IS PASSING!!"

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