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| Name | Caption | 
| Niall Johnson | Say my rank. SAY MY RANK! | 
| Name | Caption | 
| N'tran DS 12 | Paris:"Don't call me TINY." | 
| McFortner | To Tom's delight, Kes suddenly realized that she had forgotten the safe-word. | 
| Niall Johnson | Tom be nimble, Tom be quick, Do things to Kes that'll make us sick! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! | 
| Steamrunner92 | Tom's ventriloquism act hits a rough start. | 
| Demotox | Love hurts. | 
| Pretty Princess | KES: WHOA! WRONG HOLE! | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | Ocampa Love Slave | 
| ZebulaNebula | They're just reacting to a spider the size of a Jack Russel Terrier. Perverts ... | 
| DJ | Words a guy never wants to hear "Is it in yet?" | 
| DanielB | "BAD TOUCH! Very bad touch!!" | 
| BC1 | HOLY CRAP! Harry got a promotion! | 
| nerd86 | *over communicator*: And then it's straight through the chompers. Paris: Chompers? Kes: Screw that! | 
| Tyrridon | It was true! Kes really was a puppet!! | 
| Niall Johnson | Square peg in a round hole. | 
| Captain 8472 | Tom: I hope you're ready. Kes: Just pull the damn wax strip! | 
| igr56uk | sorry darling, neelix wants a lung | 
| igr56uk | would paris actually be considered a paedophile seeing how kes is only 4 ? | 
| Melllvar | Kes: There's always time for lubricant! | 
| Cailus | Only now do we realise where Jack Nicholson has been hiding all these years. | 
| Q | Paris believed in keeping with traditions, especially ones started by fellow helmsmen... | 
| pravda | Paris: I've heard tales about what women can do with ping-pong balls, but bowling balls? | 
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