| Name | Caption | 
| Drags | How do you like my balls? | 
| Captain 8472 | "I am not going to wear the tribbles." | 
| The Geek | The lesser- revered "Orb of Hideous Clothing" claims another victim. | 
| jg | Kira: Come here Odo. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Odo: Goodbye
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| ExAstris | You want me to do WHAT in this scene? Oh come on, our ratings aren't that bad. It's not like this is Enterprise! | 
| The Geek | No matter how seductive Kira tries to act, she will never overcome the fact that she has no cleavage. | 
| MetalHead | During peacetime Major Kira becomes Massage Therapist Kira. | 
| Chromedome | Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! | 
| Cailus | After 7 years serving aboard Deep Space Nine, Colonel Kira was only mildly amused when she realised that Doctor Bashir had made the sarcastic look permamant. | 
| Captain 8472 | "What do you mean 'Prostitute Look'?" | 
| Niall Johnson | Let's play Bajoran roulette. Reach in and pull a scroll. One of them's a death warrant. | 
| RedDwarfian | It's not often that Nerys gets complimented on her melons. | 
| igr56uk | the orb of lesbianism is well and truly for real | 
| nerd86 | Kira: Placing the golden egg in the basket at precisely noon should reveal the location of the Arc of the Covenant. | 
| ncc1701bulldog | Kira: You're telling me humans believe a rabbit made this egg? | 
| Auston | The Major was not amused by the fruit basket that simply read: "To Bajor, From Cardassia. Sorry about that occupation thing." | 
| Skipbear | In this alternative universe the "Attendant" tends the loo | 
| McFortner | Kira: This is all the Cardassians left when they left Bajor: A dozen empty tubes and one apple. | 
| Tyrridon | Kira did well during the swimsuit and evening-wear competitions of the Miss Bajor competition. Sadly, she was quickly eliminated after the personality portion. | 
| Tyrridon | Kira could've been more elated when she found the Great Golden Easter Egg... | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | But Grandmother, what big teeth you have!! | 
| suxxxxxx | Damn, I ordered a pizza. Who called the Bajoran Inn for Hasperat? |